Sarah Palin Is A Schmidt-Head


The Arkansas News reports that at a speech at the University of Arkansas Clinton School of Public Service, former McCain adviser and Sarah Palin critic, Steve Schmidt had some kind words for Alaska’s quitting ex-governor. Schmidt said,

I believe to this day that had she not been picked as the vice presidential candidate, we would never have been ahead — not for one second, not for one minute, not for one hour, not for one day.

Then again, when Schmidt was reminded that just a few weeks ago he said that a Palin presidential candidacy would be, “catastrophic” for Republicans in 2012, he stated that he stood by those remarks also. “I said what I said on the 2012 (race). … I said what I said today,” was his retort.

So, apparently Schmidt believes that although Palin was helpful to the McCain campaign while she was an unknown character, her light has been dimmed as the public learned more about her to the extent that her future candidacy would destroy the Republican Party. That does not sound like a vote of confidence for Caribou Barbie.

This seems like an appropriate time to re-visit those lazy-hazy days of the Palin candidacy.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

Gilligan’s Island theme link:


(Sung to the theme of “Gilligan’s Island”)

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a strange kinship
That started with the First Dude, Todd
And ends with Baby Tripp

Wife Sarah was Alaska’s guv’nor
Her husband a drop-out
Five children with really strange names
Hillbillies there’s no doubt.    Hillbillies there’s no doubt.

The election started getting rough
Mack needed a V.P.
He focused his attention on the Great White North
His savior Sarah P.    His savior Sarah P.

She could not handle interviews her strategy was
Too “Mavericky”
“You Betcha’s” too
“Joes Sixpack and the Plumber”
“Hockey Moms”
“The Pitbull with Lipstick on”
and, a Beehive hairstyle.

So this is the tale of the Palin Clan
The campaign was reduced to dust
Bristol had a baby boy
Levi’s mom, a bust

Sarah and her husband, Todd
Returned to the family nest
She had some softball interviews
Tough issues weren’t addressed

No Charles, no Kate, no CNN
Sure no M-S-N-B-C
They all use “Gotcha Questions”
That’s not her cup of tea

So join them here each week good friends
Fox, you can stay awhile
Greta and Hasselback will be here too

Here on “Palins Isle”


Posted on October 16, 2009, in Bristol Palin, Charles Gibson, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Fox News, Greta Van Susteren, Joe Sixpack, Joe The Plumber, John McCain, Katie Couric, Levi Johnston, Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs, Television, Theme, Todd Palin, TV and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. ProChoiceGrandma

    Lynnrockets, it is so hard to pick a favorite from all the great song parodies you have created, but this one really tickles my funny bone! Thanks again!

  2. Here’s hoping that a tsunami hits Palin’s Isle with The Surfaris Wipe Out as the soundtrack.

  3. I am still ASTOUNDED that Palin is a remains a contender??????
    How low can the Republican BE?

    She has become FABIO.

  4. Sorry, I meant to say , HOW LOW CAN THE REPUBLICAN BAR BE?

  5. The best laid plans of mice and men

    You had a cranky, dim-witted Republican presidential candidate who’d already admitted he didn’t understand how “the economy worked”, and a painfully stupid VP candidate.

    And you were still ahead in the polls for a couple of days, a month before the elections. Those were the days!

    You had such a brilliant, fool proof plan-don’t let Palin talk to anyone! Not even Sarkozy.

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