Malkin Whoopie

Michelle Malkin and her assistants arrive at Fox News studio.

Michelle Malkin and her assistants arrive at Fox News studio.

At what point, if ever, do right-wingnut talking heads realize that with their constant name calling of the President of the United States, they are demonstrating the same unpatriotic behavior that they complained about during the reign of the Bush administration? Case in point. Michelle Malkin was a guest on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program last week. While discussing Barack Obama’s speech before the Untied Nations, she had this to say:

He doesn’t like this country very much. And I think you did a great video tour there of all of his wonderful hits on his “We Suck ’09” tour, ah, so far. And this latest speech before the United Nations and its cast of villainous characters — it was really a Legion of Doom parade that he dignified with his presence — and he solidified his place in the international view as the Great Appeaser and the Groveler in Chief!

What is wrong with her? Barack Obama, the President of the United States, “doesn’t like this country very much”? Does Malkin truly believe that? If so, she is as delusional as Glenn Beck, he of the Obama “has a deep seated hatred of white people” comment. These people are truly sick and the same can be said of their blind yet devoted followers.

Inasmuch as we are fast approaching Halloween, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

The Monster Mash song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZftK2kO6U

THE MALKIN MASH

(sung to the Bobby “Boris” Pickett song “Monster Mash”)

She was mouthing off with gab late one night
Malkin’s strange visage, an eerie sight
My blood pressure and pulse both began to rise
What’s up with that weird lazy eye?

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

She was ruminating on Obama’s speech
When her logic and her brains went to the beach
We knew she was lying by her growing nose
Inside her skull, a mighty wind blows


She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Dear Malkin was having fun
Her air-time had just begun
It was quite apparent that
Michelle had come undone

The show was rockin’ with her babbling sounds
Michelle spewing sentences without nouns
There were blood-shot lines in her crazy ass eyes
One thing missing was the strait-jacket guys

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Out from the closet came the Coulter thing
He was wearing his decoder ring
Waving it round because he was pissed
Have you ever seen so much hair on anybody’s fist?

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Now everything’s cool, Coulter hid his big hand
And Malkin’s diatribe was critically panned
It was one giant laugh if it was viewed
Next time we see that jerk, she is sure to be booed.

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

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Posted on October 8, 2009, in Fox News, Glenn Beck, Michelle Malkin, Sean Hannity, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Perez Christina

    she is a republican

  2. That pic is perfect! Song is pretty good, also, too. (I’m letting that brain/beach thing slide, because you had to rhyme with speech.)

  3. Those Hong Kong eyes look like they had hash written all over them, also too.

  4. errr…I was referring to Winky and Malkin above, also too.

  5. So lonely

    The success of President Obama’s “Not all of us are A-holes” world tour must have been extremely demoralizing for the warriors at Fox.

    Having good relations with the rest of the planet, now that we’re broke, is just adding insult to injury! (It’s doubtful that the loss of the Olympics really cheered them up all that much).

    However, there is a silver lining-we’ll soon be bombing the moon.

  6. You could reprise this on Halloween, too. Also.

  7. They’re projecting like they always do. And they aren’t too smart either, so there you go. Great seasonal post too!

  8. Wow, President Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize! Take that!

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