Let’s Be Blunt: Sarah Palin Is A Hypocritical Moron !!!

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Enough is enough. Sarah Palin is a hypocritical moron. Is she so stupid or dare we say, insane that she does not realize that people have electronic recording devices in this day and age?

Does she not remember way back during her failed presidential campaign when she commented about Barack Obama apologizing and/or making negative comments about the United States while he was traveling in Europe? Remember all that talk about how it was OK to criticize this nation’s administration while on home soil but never while abroad. Was she spoon-fed those lines because apparently she has forgotten them now.

This week while delivering a ghostwritten speech in Hong Kong, the feeble-minded Palin decided to criticize the Obama administration’s policies while on communist soil. We can understand how the educationally challenged Palin may have misunderstood the meaning of China’s Red State status, but shouldn’t one of her many babysitters (oops, I mean handlers) have pointed out the difference between China and Utah? Then again, it wouldn’t surprise us at all if Palin chose to surround herself with a staff that is as brain-dead as she is.

As we understand it, Sarah Palin the erstwhile patriot referred to Barack Obama’s intended domestic policies as “nebulous and utopian sounding.” Way to stick up for your nation you conehead. She want on to say that Obama’s policies help only large corporations while, “Of course the little guys are left out then. We’re left holding the bag, all the moms and pops all over America.” Way to support your government you treasonous idiot.

Now that we have that out of our system, shall we proceed to today’s anti-Palin song parody?

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

Everybody’s Talkin’ song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8HL4WRp_Qk

SARAH PALIN’S TALKIN’

(sung to the Harry Nilsson version of the song “Everybody’s Talkin’”)

Sarah Palin’s talkin’ at me
Can’t understand a word she’s saying
She has a really troubled mind

People stopping, staring
Standing in their places
Palin’s just blinking both her eye
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Her brain is where the sun ain’t shining
Thinking is a strain
Like dead fish, she’s “goin’ with the flow”
Palin is just a bag of wind
Craving attention, please
She’s hoping that her supporters throw a bone

(musical interlude)

It’s no wonder that she’s been hiding
She might be insane
As for Prozac, she could use a dose
If she gives up then we all win
She could then strip-tease
And she could use that dancing pole as her throne

Sarah Palin’s talkin’ at me
Can’t hear a word she’s saying
Only the echoes of her whines

I just hope she’ll leave in double time

Oh, I just hope she le-ee-ee-eaves

I just hope she’ll leave in double time

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Posted on October 3, 2009, in John McCain, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 15 Comments.

  1. Tell us how you really feel. I think maybe you were being too subtle.

  2. ProChoiceGrandma

    Your posts and accompanying lyrics are always absolutely brilliant!

  3. Goin’ with the flow

    President Obama hasn’t been making negative comments about the USA: he’s been apologizing for the Neo-cons. The fact that the whole world has graciously accepted our apologies, and we’re now more popular, has only increased the desperation at Fox news.

    Palin has forsaken her small time hillbilly grifting, to cash in as a sophisticated Republican author. As long as Rupert Murdoch is paying the bills, she’ll read “any and every neo-con speech that’s put in front of her”.

  4. Politicus did a story on this and it got to the top of digg.

    The hypocrisy of the right is amazing.

    “Sarah Pain Attacks President Obama on Foreign Soil” http://www.politicususa.com/en/Palin-Hong-Kong

    “I am confused over this one little bitty thing. When she talks to the “little people” she’s always chanting about how she supports buying American, so why is she criticizing Obama for a tariff imposed on tires meant to protect American jobs during a huge recession? And now she wants more cooperation with China?

    Ok. Aren’t they the bad guys she’s always warning us about? What about our Pro-America bumper stickers and our Red Hatred?

    Is it possible she’s just a puppet? (All you Ween fans should insert strains of “You’re just an object to me” here, just for fun). Puppets never speak for the little guy. Or “moms and pops”. No matter if they are from the pro-America places or not. Puppets only speak for their corporate master. Which is sort of like being a Fascist only with real responsibilities. Or something. ”

    etc

  5. p.s. and a mention re the Dixie Chicks in that article:

    “I’m sure the Dixie Chicks are shocked to see Palin get away with criticizing our President on foreign soil during war! Head’s up, girls, accusing a President of being a Socialist Commie income redistributing Marxist Hitler is the new definition of patriotism!”

  6. Sarah Palin doesn’t even know what nebulous means.

  7. Thank you! That certainly says it all and the parody is great!

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