Masculine Ann Coulter Defends Insane Sarah Palin

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Ann Coulter the gender confused right wing pundit appeared on the Joy Behar Show yesterday and defended Sarah Palin’s outlandish “death panel” claims with regard to health care reform proposals. Behar succinctly pointed out the lack of veracity with regard to the claim that voluntary physician/patient consultations regarding the use of such things as durable powers of attorney, medical proxies and advance directives will lead to a government imposed policy of persuading elders to end their lives. Coulter however could not face reason. Instead, in an attempt to defend Palin, he claimed that as the result of the fact that doctors would be paid for such consultations, it was obvious that such action constitutes government mandated death sentences. Coulter is simply a prime example of someone that is “blinded by the right.”

Coulter also tried to bolster the ex-quitting governor Palin by stating that Palin draws large audiences in part because of her coherence. Behar found that statement to be laughable and said, “Ann, I like you, but the woman is not coherent. She can’t construct a sentence.” Watch the video here.

There have been rumors circulating on the internets tubes for some time now which advance the proposition that Ann Coulter is actually a male. Most of these articles focus on a few missing years during his adolescence when he presumably left the country to have a sex change operation overseas. The articles also often draw attention to his pronounced Adam’s Apple and masculine looking hands. Additionally, it is frequently pointed out that he has never been married or had children.

Here at Blast-Off, we have no idea as to the credibility of the Mann Coulter rumors. We do, however hope said rumors are true because of the wealth of satirical material which such a situation would spawn. As you can guess, we really do not like Ann Coulter or anything he has to say. So, without further adieu, let’s have a song…

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along to the song parody.

I Wanna Be Sedated song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxaJKm9sdI

ANN WANTS TO BE CASTRATED

(sung to the Ramones song “I Wanna Be Sedated”)

Twenty-twenty-twenty Mann-hours to go, Ann wants to be castrated
Nice new hairdo and nothing that show-o-ohs, his sex can be debated
Get Coulter to the airport and put him on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry the surgery’s in Spain
He only wants ten fingers and a woman’s brain
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty Mann hours to go, Ann wants to be castrated
Nice new hairdo and nothing that show-o-ohs ,his sex can be debated
Just slather his legs with Nair then he’ll be a dame
Hurry, hurry, hurry before he goes insane
He looks a lot like Klinger isn’t that a shame?
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty Mann-hours to go till his breasts are inflated
Get some new shoes, Ann’s ready to go-o-o, the change has been belated
Put Coulter in that wheelchair, let’s begin the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry before it starts to grow
He wants some girlie sneakers and new Ann Taylor clothes
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty Mann hours to go, Ann wants to be castrated
Boobs that are new and sheer nylon hose, Ann wants to be castrated
Just put Ann in a wheelchair, let’s begin the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry he wants to be a ‘ho
Trinkets on his fingers and trinkets on his toes
Oh no no no no no

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba Ann wants to be castrated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba Ann wants to be castrated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba Ann wants to be castrated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba Ann wants to be castrated


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Posted on October 1, 2009, in Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, Songs, Television, TV and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Love the Ramones.

    Coutler, not at all.
    If a Dr attached the boobs, he put them quite low on the chest. If they are from hormones, there are better bras out there. These comments can be better checked on previously posted photos of Coulter.

    (The black clothes above hide a lot, sort of like Trig was not birthed by Palin. Then of course, people could look the at palingates link and see plenty of interesting Palin photos.)

  2. Yeah, that’s more of that liberal “tolerance” and “maturity” i see….
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    • You should understand that this is a political satire blog. The word “satire” means sarcasm used to expose vice or folly. The Republican right wing harbors a lot of vice and folly that needs exposing. Hence, welcome to Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off and please stop by to comment again.

  3. Coulter & Palin-the odd couple

    Republicans are fully aware that Palin is a “blithering idiot”, but as long as she can string along some voters (the Idiot Coalition), she’s welcome.

    Besides, it’s not as if the GOP are going to allow Palin to run for President-they just need her voters. (Yes, she can make a ton of money along the way. God bless her!).

  4. Now look at them dudes thats the way you do it
    You play Katooey talk host on Thai TV
    That aint workin thats the way you do it
    Money for nothin and lady boy chicks to see
    Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
    Maybe get a blister on your little finger
    Maybe get a blister on your…

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