Limbaugh’s Racist Days Of Future Past

Limbaugh wants to dress properly for his bus ride.

Limbaugh wants to dress properly for his bus ride.

Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off has not commented too frequently of late on the antics of the obese and drug addled Rush Limbaugh. This however, seems to be the perfect occasion to reacquaint ourselves with Limbaugh and his “Excrement In Broadcasting” program. It seems that Rush has once again boarded the 666 bus to Racist Town.

Last week during his radio show, Limbaugh was discussing a recent incident in which two black boys beat a white boy on a school bus. Immediately after the incident, local law enforcement officials speculated that the incident may have been racially related. The race-baiting right wing blog known as the Drudge Report then made the incident its headline story. Problem is, the next day law enforcement officials recanted the statement and asserted that race was not a factor in the incident. Of course the Drudge Report did not see fit to correct their own false reporting on the matter.

Thereafter, Limbaugh commented on the now discredited racial theory on his radio show. A listener called in and reminded Limbaugh that it had been established that race played no part in the incident but Rush would have no part of that so he said,

I think the guy’s wrong. I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable racism. I mean, that’s the lesson we’re being taught here today. Kid shouldn’t have been on the bus anyway. We need segregated buses — it was invading space and stuff. This is Obama’s America.”

So, Limbaugh is now stating that he thinks we need segregated school buses in America once again to protect white children from the racist antics of black children. What kind of bizarro parallel universe does Limbaugh reside in? Does anyone sense a new round of Glenn Beckian advertiser boycotts in the near future? We certainly hope so.

What do you say we have another little song parody about Rush Limbaugh’s self-confessed drug addiction? Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

White Rabbit song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRKvpZ7PjE&feature=related

GO ASK LIMBAUGH

(sung to the Jefferson Airplane song “White Rabbit”)

One pill makes Rush larger
But no pill makes him small
And the ones that Glenn Beck gives him
Make Rush whimper and then bawl
Go ask Limbaugh
He’s right down the hall

Rush has an addictive habit
And it’s gonna cause his fall
Like a bazooka toting ratings killer
His pills are his last call
Call Limbaugh
As he hits the wall

When Rush starts to get bored
He takes vicodin with some blow
And then he’s off to his dressing room
To prepare for his next show
Go get Limbaugh
A cup of Joe

When logic and proportion
Have escaped from his head
And this White Knight is talking backwards
Confusing Blue states with the Red
Remember when Rush takes his meds,
He’s brain dead
He’s brain dead




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Posted on September 26, 2009, in Fox News, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. I say let’s organize a complete boycott of Fox. Well done, lynnrockets.

    • Thanks. I’m already in the midst of my one person boycott.

      • I’ve been in the midst of my own one-person boycott for a long time (since before the KS co experience). If I didn’t read this and other blogs and the newspapers, I’d never know what these fools were spewing. My mom used to watch this to keep an eye on “what the other side is saying,” but has given up and is watching Rachel Maddow instead.

  2. Me too, except for the mom part.

    • Yeah, PhD vs. one college class in Underwater Basket Weaving, not a tough choice.

      • Then again, it can’t be that easy to weave baskets while underwater!

      • Messed up on the Fox crazy people.

        Beck was the UBW guy, and his head must have been underwater for too long. Maybe that’s why he cries so much….

        RL is a drug addled mess–I don’t even want to look into his background, it would be too revolting even thinking about him.

  3. Hey! Limbaugh was recently on Jay Leno’s show-pretending to be an unpleasant, know-it-all, Nobel laureate in economics-and he’s not morbidly obese anymore. Yes, he’s still a great big fat stupid A-hole, but he’s not super-obese. (Let’s be fair).

    Poor baby! He gave up the hillbilly heroin, and Olberman mercilessly replayed that video of him looking like a giant quivering jelly fish.

    Now, after ingesting an herculean quantity of diet pills, he reminds you of Conan O’brien’s “coked-up werewolf”.

    He’s not happy! (Maybe we shouldn’t make fun of him anymore). No?

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