Sarah Palin’s Hong Kong Sing Along

Sarah Palin waves to the First Dude as she leaves for Hong Kong.

Sarah Palin waves to the First Dude as she leaves for Hong Kong.

There have been no juicy updates this last week as to the details surrounding Sarah Palin’s guest speaking appearance at the CLSA forum in Hong Kong on September 23rd. We have learned however, that the event will be closed to the press. As Keith Olbermann said last night, this is interesting because Palin will be palling around with communists while restricting access to the democratic free press.We still do not know if the event organizers believe that the quitting ex-governor of Alaska actually has something meaningful to offer this group of investors or if her invitation is actually some sort of practical joke. The safe money however, is on the latter.

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody also, too.

Leaving On A Jet Plane song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4hsC0nRvZM

LEAVING ON A JET PLANE

(sung to the John Denver song “Leaving On A Jet Plane”)

All her bags are packed, she’ll “go with the flow”
Dressed like a flight attendant ‘ho
To save some dough Palin will fly stand-by
The “First Dude” must stay home, he’s so forlorn
Stapleton’s waiting, she’s blowing her horn
There’s so much stuff in Hong Kong she will buy

She’s bitchy yet smiles with glee
Giddy that they’ll pay her fee
She’s more famous now than Plumber Joe
She’s leavin’ on a jet plane
We hope that she won’t come back again
We love to see her go

At Kai Tak Airport her plane sets down
Nobody greets her with a crown
Don’t those Asians even know a thing?
She hopes that her room has a nice view
She hopes that she can see Russia too
Damn, she forgot that present for their king

She’s bitchy yet smiles with glee
Giddy that they’ll pay her fee
She’s more famous now than Plumber Joe
She’s leavin’ on a jet plane
We hope that she won’t come back again
We love to see her go

Now the time has come, her debut
They will learn, she has no clue
Averted eyes hope she fades away
They didn’t know she was dumb
Now they want her to just go home
Boarding that jet plane without delay

She’s bitchy yet smiles with glee
Happy that they paid her fee
Thinking of the ways she’ll spend her dough
She’s leavin’ on a jet plane
That Hong Kong trip was such a pain
She should have just said “no”

She’s leavin’ on a jet plane
That Hong Kong trip was such a pain
Why not pull a “no-show”?

Posted on September 22, 2009, in Sarah Palin, Songs, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 18 Comments.

  1. LOVE IT! This is perfection, lynnrockets. This should be emailed to the organizers of the event.

  2. OMG – Hilarious! We should have a group sing-a-long!

  3. Hey! Hong Kong investor dudes!

    You got punked. (No, you can’t have your money back).

  4. Will Scarah master chopsticks?????? I hope so for her resume´s sake!
    2009 isn´t looking so hot for her….abdicating from Guam and all….

  5. hi lynne, i love this blog. i just scrolled down and saw that the great billy preston has gone on to glory. if it were not for you and this brilliant blog i would not have know. thank you for all your work. you are wonderful….love to you… bubs

  6. True enough. (And poor John Denver.) But how come NO ONE is talking about the fact that Sarah Palin is a *kleptomaniac*? Her impulse to steal is morbid. It is an illness that is considered “senseless” stealing because the kleptomaniac does not take objects for immediate use or for their monetary value — and the stolen items are often returned surreptitiously, given to others, or hidden away.

  7. It is hilarious. But Palin seems not smart enough to go anywhere for a speech.

  8. I love it~!
    “She’s bitchy but but smiles with glee”!

    one thing – last line – what about – She should have just done a “no show”

  9. SARAH FEEL’S PRETTY

    (I Feel Pretty, West Side Story)

    WilliamBanzai7

    SARAH
    I feel pretty,
    Oh, so pretty,
    I feel pretty and witty and even bright!
    And I pity
    Any trailer girl who isn’t me tonight.

    I feel charming,
    Oh, so charming
    It’s alarming how charming I feel!
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I’m real.

    See the pretty hockey mom in that mirror there:
    Who can that attractive mom be?
    Such a pretty Vice Presidential face,
    Such a pretty $5000 dress,
    Such a pretty red lipsticked smile,
    Such a pretty me!

    I feel stunning
    And entrancing,
    Feel like running and dancing for joy,
    For I’m loved
    By a bunch of GOP red necked cowboys!

    GIRLS
    Have you met our good friend Sarah,
    The craziest girl on Joe sixpacks block?
    You’ll know her the minute you see her,
    She’s the one who got a broken clock.

    She thinks she’s smart.
    She thinks she’s got a great campaign.
    She isn’t smart,
    She’s merely shopping McCain insane.

    It must be the campaign heat
    Or some rare hypocritical disease,
    Or too much foies gras to eat
    Or maybe it’s media fleas.

    Keep away from her,
    Send for Gap Chinos!
    This is not the
    Sara we thought we knew!

    SARAH
    I feel pretty,
    Oh, so pretty
    That the District should give me its key.
    A Senate committee
    Should be organized to honor me.

    GIRLS
    La la la la . . .

    SARAH
    I feel dizzy,
    I feel sunny,
    I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
    And so pretty,
    That the Miss GOP title can be mine!

  10. HONG KONG NUT JOB WARDEN
    (Hong Kong Garden, Siouxsee and the Banshees)
    WilliamBanzai7

    Hair brained nitwit flying here
    Spreading necon garbage everywhere
    Heaps of GOP brain disease
    While the trailer trash population feeds
    That junky mama floats on polluted political waters
    An old custom to sell your daughter
    Would you like number 23?
    Leave your yens on the counter please
    Hong kong nut job warden

    Tourists swarm to see her face
    A CLSA meeting is a puzzling place
    Disoriented she enters in
    Unleashing scents of wild moose jasmine

    Slanted eyes meet a troublesome surprise
    A political gal with brains far too small in size
    “Oh, try some Chicken chow mein and chop suey guys”
    Hong kong nut job warden puuuuulllease take her away
    Hong kong nut job warden

  11. Up North Girl
    (Uptown Girl, Billy Joel)
    WilliamBanzai7

    Up North girl
    She’s been livin in Joe Six Pack’s world
    But she spends it like a jet set girl
    Until the GOP no one ever bought her pearls

    Now their rooting for their Up North girl
    She’d been living in a trailer park world
    As long as anyone with hot blood can
    And now shes struttin like a Neocon man
    And she’s wearin nothin but Louis Vuitton

    And she knows just what
    She wants from Saks and Bloomingdales
    And when she wakes up
    Shes already made up her mind

    Shell see its not so tough
    Just because she can’t get enough
    The GOP’s in love with an up North girl
    You know they love her in her campaign financed uptown dress
    She’ll never tire of her high class toys
    And the presents from all those GOP boys

    Up North girl
    She’s been livin in Joe Six Pack’s world
    But she spends it like a jet set girl
    Until the GOP no one ever bought her pearls

    And when shes stalking Moose
    Shes looking so politically refined
    But when shes talking
    Shes just one big political land mine

    Up North girl
    Shes an up North girl
    You know those RNC mugs
    they’re in love
    With an up North girl

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