Now It Is Cheney Who Says, “Drill, Baby Drill”


Is anybody else as sick and tired of listening to former Bush administration officials and Fox News suck-ups continue to deny that they tortured prisoners and simultaneously declare that waterboarding was an overwhelming success which yielded valuable intelligence? How about those “extraordinary renditions” where they scooped people up off the streets and then flew them in secret planes to secret prisons in secret countries to undergo “enhanced interrogation” techniques? Remember when on November 7, 2005, George W. Bush declared unequivocally that, “We do not torture”? Of course that statement came well after Dick Cheney, while on Meet The Press on September 16, 2001 said,

We also have to work, though, sort of the dark side, if you will. We’ve got to spend time in the shadows in the intelligence world. A lot of what needs to be done here will have to be done quietly, without any discussion, using sources and methods that are available to our intelligence agencies, if we’re going to be successful. That’s the world these folks operate in, and so it’s going to be vital for us to use any means at our disposal, basically, to achieve our objective.

Looks like it was Cheney that was more truthful. A Central Intelligence Agency Inspector General’s report reveals that prisoners were subjected to mock executions and threatened with power drills. Prisoners were also told that their female family members, including children would be raped and killed. The “dark side” cannot get much darker than that. So, still believe we do not torture? If so, I’ve got some swampland in Florida that I would like to sell you.

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune of the song parody and to have more fun singing along.

Chains song link:


(sung to The Beatles song, “Chains“)

Chains, Dick Cheney’s got me locked up in chains

And he ain’t the type to set me free

Oh no, these chains of Dick’s got a hold on me, yeah

Chains, well I can’t break away from these chains

I’m really bound, by Dick Cheney

Oh no, why won’t Dick Cheney just let me be, yeah

What they’re doing is not just shady

It is a crime

I’d like to tell you

But people I’ve been drilled right in the brains

Dick Cheney put a drill to my brains

I cannot describe the agony

Oh no, those planes above got a hold of me, yeah

Please believe when I tell you

They broke my feet

Dick Cheney hits them

And I can’t break away from all of these chains

Dick Cheney kidnapped me in a plane

And he flew me across the sea

Oh no, that plane above got a hold of me, yeah

Chains, that’s tough love

Chains, that’s tough love

Posted on August 27, 2009, in Dick Cheney, Fox News, Songs, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. I think he IS the Dark Side. Unfortunately, he’s done immeasurable damage to this country. And don’t just say noun, verb and 9/11 to me. My office was across the street from the NYSE back then. What I can’t understand is why he’s still alive. Oh is his health care socialized among humans?

  2. Did I say, “noun, verb and 9/11” to you, “Not Singing While Feeling Mad”? Just kidding. The guy is a menace. My dogs run and hide when he appears on television.

  3. No, you didn’t, but the rationalization for using torture involved Rudy G rationalization bs that the whacko right keeps perpetuating.

    Your dogs are pretty smart. I let my cats pee on Cheney’s photos in the newspaper.

  4. I am so sick listening to this evil minded man called Dick.

  5. Amazing what Haters Filthy Iwake up every Morning and thank God I am not like You Satan Worshippers.

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