Palin Praises Pageant Pal, Prejean

Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin - Pageant Pals

Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin - Pageant Pals

There is that alliteration again. Gotta love it. Let’s take a little stroll down memory lane.

Remember when the gracious ex-Governor of Alaska came to the defense of Miss California, Carrie Prejean, who stirred up a world of controversy after publicly stating that she opposed gay marriage. Sarah Palin telephoned the beauty queen so as to personally deliver her support, and then said,

“The liberal onslaught of malicious attacks against Carrie Prejean for expressing her opinion is despicable. Our Constitution protects us all – not just those that agree with the far left.”

That was just one of many examples of Palin needing a refresher course in Constitutional Law. Had she attended any one single institution of higher education for more than a month or two, she may have learned that the Constitution of “this great nation of ours” protects a person’s right to free speech from impingement by the government. In the present case, Ms. Prejean’s rights remained fully intact. At no time were her statements in any way barred or censored.

What Ms. Palin failed to understand, however, was that Prejean’s comments are not protected from criticism. The Constitution provides the same protections afforded Ms. Prejean to her critics should they decide to speak publicly about her. And indeed, those critics came well armed.

It was a fact that California Pageant officials paid for Ms. Prejean’s breast enhancement surgery in an attempt to, might we say “enhance” her chances of victory. Such an act was not an outright defiance of pageant rules, but many critics believed such surgery to be a violation of the “spirit” of the competition. They contended that if professional sports leagues banned the use of performance enhancing drugs and steroids in the spirit of maintaining a fair competition amongst athletes, the same standards should apply to a fair competition which judges physical beauty.

It is also a fact that Ms. Prejean was knowingly photographed in a semi-nude state prior to the Miss America Pageant and failed to disclose same to the officials. This transgression on the part of the contestant was in direct breach of the rules of the pageant. Once again, her critics were justified in criticizing her. Finally, remember how soap opera-like it was when her Ms. California crown was taken away by pageant officials only to have it restored by pageant director, Donald Trump, only to then have him strip her of the crown for failing to attend required events? Ahhh, those were the days.

In short, Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean have a lot in common. They both are beauty pageant runner-ups and they both fail to understand the protections granted by the Constitution of the United States of America. Ms. Prejean, however is only 19 years old and has the opportunity now to pursue a meaningful college education after which she can apply her refined knowledge in whatever vocation she chooses. Sarah Palin, on the other hand is a 47 year old grown woman who long ago chose politics and government as her vocation. It is embarrassing that she came to said vocation so ill prepared.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along.

Copacabana song link:


(sung to the Barry Manilow song “Copacabana”)

Her name was Sarah, She was a schoolgirl
With lots of style gel in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She used to play flute, no not the skin type
And yes she was a sportscaster, a job that she could not master
Although she was a pup, with Todd she got knocked-up
They were young and they had each other
Just a mere hiccup

At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Those rimless glasses made them look like asses
At the Copa…they fell in love

(Copa Copacavilla)

His name was Toddie, she liked his body
They got married one fine day, He insisted he’s not gay
They said a prayer, then she was mayor
But to add some attitude, she changed his name to the “First Dude”
Sarah then hired some crooks, and then she banned some books
There was trouble with city contracts
So they cooked the books

At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Handouts and kickbacks and lots of “Joe Sixpacks”
At the Copa…next it was Guv

(Copa Copacavilla) (Copacavilla, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacavilla)
(Wasilla,  rhymes with vanilla)
(Dumbness and fashion… were always her passion)

Her name is Sarah, she is the Guv’nor
She even tried to be V.P.,  cuz she was so damn “Mavericky”
That was a pipedream for our gal, Sarah
The job was above her pay-grade. More substance in lemonade
Her inlaw getting high. Now she just hates Levi
She lost the race and she lost her mojo
Now she’s lost her mind!

At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla (Copacavilla)
The hottest spot north of Wasilla (Here)
At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla
No education. Unwed procreation
At the Copa…That’s our ex- Guv

(Copa) That’s our ex- Guv
(Fade to end)


Posted on August 24, 2009, in Bristol Palin, Joe Sixpack, John McCain, Sarah Palin, Songs, Todd Palin, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. I’m guessing the bleached blond bobble-head bimbo is going to drop out of college in SD and end up as an over-made up mouth on Fox. In honor of the troops. She was insubordinate and deserved to get fired for THAT in addition to the topless-in-the-wind photos she lied about. Two peas in a pod.

  2. That’s in the eye of the beholder. That eye make up is frightful, imo. Maybe the new show would include the other bubble brain after the plastic surgery heals.

    I think she’ll do it for the troops. And to prevent opposite marriage. (Ironically, there’s a pretty large gay community in San Diego. Maybe larger than people think.)

  3. So what, the left still stink.
    You are viscious and vacuous.
    Character does count but not for the left.

    • Thanks for the complement as well as your in-depth fact laden comment. By the way, did you mean, “vicious”. I am always amazed at the Palin supporters’ inability to master simple spelling and grammar. Perhaps that is the glue that binds them to the language challenged Palin.

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