Sunday Morning Coffee (or Tea) – 7

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BREAKING NEWS: This week Justice Sonia Sotomayor was sworn in as a justice of the United States Supreme Court. She is the first Latina ever appointed to the high court. Thirty-one (out of 40) Republican Senators voted against her confirmation. Inasmuch as the Latino population is the fastest growing in the U.S., this should do wonders for Republican efforts to capture some of that vote and re-enter the world of relevant political parties.

THIS JUST IN: The stock market has risen 45% since the election of President Barack Obama. For comparison, under George W. Bush, the market lost 6000 points or 43% of its value.

BREAKING NEWS: The Federal Government’s “Cash For Clunkers Program” was such a rousing success that the program has now been doubled in size of funding and the eligibility period has been extended. Rush Limbaugh, while living in some sort of an alternative universe, has declared the program a failure.

THIS JUST IN: In other Rush Limbaugh news, the Boston Globe reveals that the radio comedian  has compared democrats to Nazi’s on his program (listen here) and put a Nazi symbol next to the Obama logo on his website (view it here). Is this drug addicted clown sick?

BREAKING NEWS: Just wondering, would you be more willing to let David Letterman or Dick Morris babysit your children? Seems obvious, huh?

THIS JUST IN: While visiting New York City (again!!!) this week, quitter Sarah Palin was seen entering the offices of Fox News. If her visit was in anticipation of a television spot for the ex governor, would Palin be required to stop criticizing the media inasmuch as she would then be a part of it?

BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Palin posted a Facebook message yesterday to her loyal followers in which she alleged that the Democratic Health Care Reform Bill will provide for “death panels.” This woman is koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs.

THIS JUST IN: Ben Stein has been fired by the New York Times as the result of ethics violations. The biggest ethics violation of all was hiring him in the first place.

BREAKING NEWS: As the result of Glenn Beck’s recent television tirade in which he called President Obama a racist, three advertisers, Lawyers.com, Procter & Gamble and Progressive Insurance have pulled advertising from his show. This is a good start. Who will be next?

Please feel free to discuss these topics amongst yourselves in the comment section.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along to this Sarah Palin inspired song parody.

Lovely Rita Meter Maid song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l87Vvb7JcDU

LOVELY SARAH

(sung to The Beatles song “Lovely Rita”)

Aaaahhh…

Lovely Sarah Twitter babe
Lovely Sarah Twitter babe

Lovely Sarah Twitter babe
Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark you tweet my heart away
I was riding on my Harley
When I saw Caribou Barbie
Texting out a message on her little cell phone
Standin’ there winkin’ and blinkin’
She’s not one for real deep thinkin’

Couldn’t even conversate with Chuckie Gibson

Lovely Sarah Twitter babe
May I inquire discreetly (Lovely Sarah)
When are you free to send a tweet to me? (Lovely Sarah, babe, Aaaahhh)

Sarah!

Took her out and tried to feed her
She called me her little Tweeter
Told her that she acted like a teenager kid
She told me she loves to tweet it
I told her, “I think I’ll beat it”
So she said she’d settle for good old Uncle Ted

Oh, lovely Sarah Twitter babe
Where would Todd be without you
Is Russia still within your line of view
(Lovely Sarah Twitter babe)
(Lovely Sarah Twitter babe)
(Lovely Sarah Twitter babe)
(Lovely Sarah Twitter babe)

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Posted on August 9, 2009, in David Letterman, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, SarahPAC, Songs, Sonia Sotomayor, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. Love your comments girlfriend. You should be on tv!! Keep us in the loop when you are!

  2. Cracker Jacks

    It’s not a good omen for the GOP when Florida’s (Cuban born) Melquiades Martinez “pulls a Palin” and quits his US Senate seat.

  3. Did anyone spot her after the plane and helicopter crash over the Hudson? She likes killing things from helicopters…and she did abort her governorship.

  4. While $P may have a face for TV, she has a voice for peeling lead-based paint off old buldings.

  5. Political porn $tar $P, in need of brain transplant, heart MIA, also, too…

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