The Crazy World Of Michele Bachmann

Judge Judy schools Michele Bachmann

Judge Judy schools Michele Bachmann

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is often associated with the term, “Batshit Crazy.” Recently, the National Republican Congressional Committee added Bachmann’s name to its “Patriot Program” which identifies Republican office holders that are vulnerable to defeat and attempts to re-brand them as somehow “palatable.” To be blunt. If you are a Republican office holder, you do not want to be included in the “Patriot Program.”

Rather than try to explain the craziness of Michele Bachmann, we thought it would be best to let you judge for yourselves by reading some of her actual quotes.

“Little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and perhaps they should try it.”
Sen Michele Bachmann, Interview with Jan Markell, Olive Tree Ministries.


“Many teenagers that come in should be paying the employer because of broken dishes or whatever occurs during that period of time. But you know what? After six months, that teenager is going to be a fabulous employee and is going to go on a trajectory where he’s going to be making so much money, we’ll be borrowing money from him.” —Michele Bachmann, 1/26/05, explaining why teenagers should pay employers for the privilege of working instead of receiving minimum wage.


“Approximately 114 million Americans are expected to leave private health insurance. Why? Their employers will drop the insurance because the taxpayer-subsidized plan will be 30 to 40 percent cheaper.” —Michele Bachmann accidentally making the case for the public option

oh, and here is a fun one

“Any of you who have members of your family that are in the lifestyle – we have a member of our family that is. This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say this is gay. It’s anything but gay.” – Michele Bachmann, (R) Minnesota 6th District.

and our favorite

“Is there no longer freedom of speech in this chamber, Mr. President?….Mr. President…MR. PRESIDENT?….You can turn my microphone off now.” – Michele Bachmann, May 16, 2004, Last day of 2004 Session.

For these quotes and even more, please visit Dump Bachmann.

Click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

The Flintstones television theme song link:


(sung to the television theme song “The Flinstones”)

Bachmann. Michele Bachman
A Congresswoman that is bat crazy
She and Sarah Palin
Driving voters from the G.O.P.

She can’t form a sentence that’s complete
Now she’s targeted for big defeat

When you’re Michele Bachmann
You’re just living off the state dime
Endorsing hate crimes
Exposed during prime time

Bachmann. Michele Bachman
Hates Blacks, children and those that are gay
She is clearly brain dead
Can’t seem to get out of her own way

She talks right through the rain, snow and sleet
Every single thought is incomplete

When you’re Michele Bachmann
You’re just living off the state dime
Endorsing hate crimes
Exposed during prime time

Exposed during prime time

Posted on July 29, 2009, in Michele Bachmann, Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs, Television, Theme, TV, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. Breaking the nuttiness glass ceiling

    Bachmann is such a hard core fascist that she makes the simple-minded Palin look almost reasonable and inclusive: It’s hard to imagine Bachmann “blessed” by an African witch doctor.

    Maybe the two should pool their resources. A Bachmann-Palin ticket might garner more votes than the insincere mormon dude.

  2. With 2010 right around the corner we have an opportunity to bring Bachmann home.

    As a constituent of Michele Bachmann and a sometimes DFL (That’s Democrats to you non-Minnesotans) activist, here are the facts in the district thus far::

    1. Senator Tarryl Clark is WINNING the DFL endorsement race.
    2. Clark has been able to win elections in her conservative district.
    3. Senator Clark has worked the entire district listening to its residents even when she’s not running for office as part of her duties as Assistant Majority Leader.
    4. Elwyn Tinklenberg is a Blue Dog Democrat as evidenced by his ’08 endorsement and campaign literature.
    5. Elwyn Tinklenberg has chosen not to abide by the DFL endorsement.

    That being said, you can help any of these candidates with your pocket book:

    Tarryl Clark:

    Elwyn Tinklenberg:

    Maureen Reed:

  3. Her brain isn’t in gear. Oh wait, it’s in reverse. No, wait! It fell out!

  4. This post should be bronzed. I love it.

  5. Before we call names like facist, we beter understand the meaning. Bachmann is a conservative…but not a facist. We lose credibility when we through around terms we dont really understand.

  1. Pingback: Oprah Calls Congresswoman a Spacist « Future Update

Leave a Reply to ophthguy Cancel reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: