Republicans: Adultery And Other Assorted Values

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Republicans, the gift that keeps on giving. Now batting, Tennessee state senator Paul Stanley (no, not the make-up adorned rock star from Kiss). Where do we begin? Stanley is a 47 year old married (to a woman, of course) father of two who campaigns on an “abstinence only” platform. Last April, he told a Planned Parenthood representative that he could not support the organization because he, “didn’t believe young people should have sex before marriage.”

Really, Senator Stanley? Now, isn’t that special? Fact is however, that Stanley, like so many other Bible thumping, “family values” Republicans, is a hypocritical philanderer. His sexual tryst with his 22 year old legislative intern was revealed this week when he admitted that he was blackmailed into purchasing explicit photographs and video evidence of the affair by the girl’s boyfriend. Only surprise here is that further details did not reveal a trip to South America or a sit-in at an airport Men’s room stall. But stay tuned. These Republican adultery stories always seem to veer off into the absurd.

We can now update our list of Republican “Family Values” adulterers.

Ronald Reagan, Newt Gingrich, John McCain, David Vitter, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Rudolph Giuliani, Ted Haggard, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy, Jr., John Ensign, Sarah Palin (maybe), Mark Sanford and now, Paul Stanley.

Batting next for the Republicans…?

Please click on the song link below so as to have more fun singing along.

The Addams Family television theme  song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVRX_5tGOlo&feature=related

THE HORNY G.O.P.

(sung to the television theme song “The Addams Family”)

They’re creepy and they’re horny
Their dialect is corny
Morality is phony
The shady G.O.P.

If you’re in a museum
It’s real easy to see ‘em
With pants down to their knees’m
The dodgy G.O.P.

(Cheat)
(Beat)
(Their meat)

They always get their ball on
And that’s the sword they fall on
Another gal to crawl on
The horny G.O.P.

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Posted on July 28, 2009, in David Vitter, John Ensign, John McCain, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Mark Sanford, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republican, Rudolph Giuliani, Songs, Television, Theme and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. This is CLASSIC! I worked with a guy about 15 years ago and we skewered the corp managment with a photo from the LA Times and his words with my computer/cut and paste/photo copying skills. It was faxed to NYC and sr management thought it was the “underground newsletter” that put it out. One of my greatest achievements at that co. Then the management turned over and my greatest achievement was getting 142 equity analysts to calm down about the earnings.

  2. The word

    God said unto the Republican politicians “be fruitful and multiply”, and then added “why don’t you horny good ol’ boy philanderers, go ahead and have a heckuva good time”.

  3. Next one to add to this list? Palin, maybe?

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