Ann Coulter – Man On The Run

Coulter playboy

Look at those feminine hands.

Is she gone yet? Has Sarah Palin finally left the building? Thank goodness. Now we can return to lambasting all the other Reich Wing politicians and pundits for awhile before we dissect and analyze the Palin farewell address. So, without further adieu…

Of all the guys out there, who do you believe is the most acerbic, racist, homophobic right-wing pundit? Here, at Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off, we believe that it is Ann Coulter. This guy is so terrifying that he scares our pets when he appears on television. If there was ever a true right-wing boogeyman, this guy is it.

He outdid himself two weeks ago on the Fox Network’s Glenn Beck show when he stated, “being black trumps being an insect.” Even Beck was convinced that Coulter’s rhetoric,     ” has spiraled out of control.” Here is the clip:

Coulter jumped the shark a long time ago (perhaps when he called John Edwards “a faggot”), nevertheless the folks at Fox News keep his star burning. He is a regular guest on not only Beck’s program, but also on Hannity and The O’Reilly Factor. His appearances however, seem calculated only to market his newest liberal trashing book rather than to advance any original coherent argument on behalf of the right wing cause. Indeed some of his quotes inadvertantly point out the absurdity of the conservative movement and may serve to steer voters away from the Republican Party. Let’s look at a few:

If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and ‘We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms”?


“These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s deaths so much.” -on 9/11 widows who have been critical of the Bush administration


“We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.” –arguing that it would be better if we were all Christian

and of course, our favorite

“I’m more of a man than any liberal.”

No argument from us on that that last quote of his. In fact, there have been rumors circulating on the internets tubes for some time now which advance the proposition that Ann Coulter is actually a male. Most of these articles focus on a few missing years during his adolescence when he presumably left the country to have a sex change operation overseas. The articles also often draw attention to his pronounced Adam’s Apple and masculine looking hands. Additionally, it is frequently pointed out that he has never been married or had children.

Here at Blast-Off, we have no idea as to the credibility of the Mann Coulter rumors. We do, however hope said rumors are true because of the wealth of satirical material which such a situation would spawn. As you can guess, we really do not like Ann Coulter or anything he has to say. So, without further adieu, let’s have a song…
Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Band On The Run song link:


(sung to the Paul McCartney and Wings song “Band On The Run”)

Just a boy with no balls, thinking that he’s clever,
Never havin’ no fun nights again, quite true,
Coulter you, Coulter you.

(musical interlude)

Spreading his politics of fear,
Hating you if you’re Black or gay,
Not a hint of veracity,
Does not know any other way
A transsexual without peer.
A transsexual without peer.

Well the rain exploded with a mighty crash when the Coulters had a son,
And before you know it he was growing his hair but he put it in a bun
M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run
Coulter had a plan not to be a man. A sex change would be so fun

For the M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run,

Next he put mascara on his manly eyes, but he lacked a curvy bum
And as he was singing, he let down his hair. He was having so much fun
M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run
Coulter had a plan not to be a man. A sex change would be so fun

Yeah the M’Ann on the run, the M’Ann on the run,
Yeah the M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run

Well, Fox News was calling as the right-wing world produced another clown
And the sound he’s making, unbalanced not fair, rumbles through the underground
M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run

Always touting “Drudge” and loves to judge
Research reveals this bore

He’s a M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run, M’Ann on the run,


Posted on July 27, 2009, in Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Republican, Sean Hannity, Songs, Television, TV, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 16 Comments.

  1. Man, that Ann Coulter dude will mess you up. He’s pretty freaking hardcore.

  2. It’s a tired, uncharitable and baseless insult to attack Ann Coulter that way. It’s almost as if you have nothing substantive to say about her so you repeat it again and again throughout this piece. What is it with you and conservative women? Some you say aren’t women and the others you seemingly can’t take that tack so you just attack their intelligence.

    No one is a malignancy. No human deserves to be called such things as if they were a tumor to be excised. No one should be treated in this way.

    And here I thought liberals were all about loving, not judging and respecting everyone’s opinion.

    • You cannot be serious. If you think we have a problem with women, you should review Coulter’s quotes in the the post above. He wants to deny women the right to vote and refers to 9/11 wives as “broads.” Remember the saying about glass houses?

      • I see. Kinda like when kids hit each other over some hurt or perceived injustice. Yeah, real mature of you. But you go much further. You don’t call her a “broad” you malign her identity and then you call her a malignancy, which is something that is evil and should be excised. No human should be treated this way. So I leave you with a quote from a much wiser source: Take care, lest the measure you use shall be measured back unto you.

      • Actually malignant is a synonym of virulent, which means bitterly hostile, and that my friend, he is. In fact, he is the most bitterly hostile pundit I’ve ever read. I also wonder, if as a conservative, you are in favor of the death penalty?

  3. The girl can’t help it!

    It’s not Coulter’s fault that God made her look that way.

    God works in mysterious ways, yes. But not always.

  4. Please do not confuse the meaning of one word with the meaning of its synonym. There is a reason why people choose one word over its synonym and that is: connotation. Ask the ordinary person on the street what they think of when you say the word malignant. Most will say a tumor and a few will say true evil. Google it and you will see what pops up first. No human is malignant; no human is a tumor. And regarding your question, are you suggesting the execution of people whose politics you don’t like? You really don’t understand the kind of coarsening of dialogue that you and others who use similar attacks encourage. Have you ever met Ann Coulter?

    • How could I confuse the meaning of one word with the meaning of its synonym when, by definition, a synonym is two words with the same meaning?

      Also, I am not suggesting anything when I asked you the question, “as a conservative, are you in favor of the death penalty?” I am curious as to your response although you have still not answered the question.

      Finally, you should not complain about the coarsening of dialogue while at the same time defending Ann Coulter. I suspect that you have not listened to that guy’s dialogue.

      • You confused because you don’t understand that meaning of words is not a matter of Roget’s Thesauraus. It includes connotation which obviously you don’t understand. Try my little test on the street about meaning and you will learn.

        I have no idea what you are talking about on the rest of your response.

  5. I don’t know what street you live on, but on my street the folks don’t know the meaning of “malignant” or “virulent”. Nonetheless, I stand by my assertion that Ann Coulter is a malignant man. Try my little test and ask the person on your street their opinion of that guy.

  6. I am glad you are not as hateful as ann

  7. Doesn’t Ann Coulter realize that if they took away the woman’s right to vote that even she wouldn’t be able to vote. That is assuming she is in fact a woman. That is a pretty good theory on how she may be a man, by the way. Buzz cut the hair, put on a mustache, and – I better stop, I’ll have nightmares for a week.

    On the Jews to perfected deal – I halfway agree and then again I don’t. First off, no man is perfect (except Christ). Never has, never will be. I am a Christian, so therefore, I believe that the only way to God is through Christ. That is my belief and my faith. But I won’t knock someone elses religious beliefs just because they don’t agree with me. That’s not Christian either. The book of James tells us not to judge and that only God can judge.

    And, honestly, I highly doubt that Ann Coulter has ever read the Bible. If she had, she may be a different person. But you know, I think I agree with a friend of mine when he said that Ann Coulter says half of the crap that she does to get people riled. If that’s the case, then she does a perfect job of it.

  8. Ick, Look at “her” mands. That’s man hands for the rest of you. 😉

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