Breaking News (or, This Just In) – 2

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Gotta love the news ticker at the bottom.

Breaking News:  While commenting on the David Letterman apology, Sarah Palin says that she is glad men can “evolve.” As a christian fundamentalist, is she allowed to believe in evolution?

This Just In:  Right wing pundit Ann Coulter says that his favorite food is Adam’s Apple Pie.

Breaking News:  Four innocent Chinese nationals are released from Guantanamo Bay and relocated to Bermuda. Right wing pundits go nuts. Why?

This Just In:  Fox News pundit Glenn Beck solves water shortage problem in south-west United States. He cried them a river on his show last night.

Breaking News:  Former Idaho Senator, Larry “Wide Stance” Craig enrolls in adult recreational football league. He said that he is willing to be either a wide receiver or a tight end.

This Just In:  So as not to offend anyone, David Letterman explains that Bristol Palin is so ugly because Janet Reno is her father. He gave credit for the joke to Arizona Senator, John McCain.

And here is today’s song parody…

Remember to click on the song link below because it makes singing along a lot more fun.

Yellow Submarine song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ZhDclIgi0&feature=related

YELLOW SARAH P.

(Sung to the Beatles song “Yellow Submarine”)

In the state where she was born,
The A.I.P. wants to secede,
Todd, “the First Dude’s” bossy wife,
Yes, her name is Sarah P.

Once the mayor of Wasilla,
And a one-time beauty queen,
Now she shills for “Arctic Cat”
Cheering for Todd’s snow-machine.

Alaska must get rid of Sarah P.,
Rid of Sarah P., Rid of Sarah P.
Alaska must get rid of Sarah P.,
Rid of Sarah P., Rid of Sarah P.

And her friends just love their boss,
Meg Stapleton and old Wayne Ross,
Now their band begins to play…

(Trumpets play)
DaDaDaDumpDeDumpDeDump
DaDaDaDumpDeDumpDeDump

Alaska must get rid of Sarah P.,
Rid of Sarah P., Rid of Sarah P.
Alaska must get rid of Sarah P.,
Rid of Sarah P., Rid of Sarah P.

(Full speed ahead, Ms. Palin, full speed!
Russia’s over here, Mam!
Putin! Putin!
Aye, aye, Mam, fire!
Guv’nor! Guv’nor!)

Now she lives a life of ease,
But can’t recite her A-B-C’s, (her A-B-C’s)
“Hockey Mom” (hockey mom), with “lipstick on”, (lipstick on)
Savior of (savior of) the G.O.P. (G.O.P.) (Hahaha!)

Alaska must get rid of Sarah P.,
Rid of Sarah P., Rid of Sarah P.
Alaska must get rid of Sarah P.,
Rid of Sarah P., Rid of Sarah P.

(fading)

Alaska must get rid of Sarah P.,
Rid of Sarah P., Rid of Sarah P.
Alaska must get rid of Sarah P.,
Rid of Sarah P., Rid of Sarah P.

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Posted on June 17, 2009, in Ann Coulter, Bristol Palin, David Letterman, Fox News, Glenn Beck, John McCain, Larry Craig, Michelle Malkin, Sarah Palin, Songs, Television, TV, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Has the country’s most famous redneck finally arrived home?
    (Out of sight/out of mind?)

  2. Love the way you use so many Beatle tunes to mock this idiot. I am sure John Lennon and George Harrison are smiling somewhere!

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