Sarah Palin’s Gang

Palin Family Values

Just a quick Anti-Palin post. Sorry about some of the obscure name references in the song parody but all the Alaska readers will know who we are talking about.

As usual, remember to click on the song link below because it makes it a lot more fun to sing along.

Bennie And The Jets song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WCQadt864

SARAH AND HER PETS

(sung to the Elton John song “Bennie and the Jets”)

Hey kids, let’s sing this together
Sarah P’s as-so-ci-ates
Are as tasteful as shoe leather
They’re a filthy bunch of pigs that
Should be hosed-down
You’re never gonna wanna be ‘round a
Bigger bunch of clowns

Say, Kennie and Rossie, have you seen them yet –  (ooh)
But they’re so way out, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her pets
Oh, then Uncle Ted and Whooten too
And Todd with his snow-machine
He’s got mukluk boots and a pink snow-suit
I saw it pictured in a magazine
Sarah and her pets

Hey Kids, she pals around with Greta
And her husband John
Each of them a bed-wetter
Don’t forget the Joes, Sixpack, and the Plum-ber
When we think of all her Kooks and her creeps
Our mood becomes such a bum-mer

Oh, Kennie and Rossie, have you seen them yet –  (ooh)
But they’re so way out, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her pets
Oh, then Uncle Ted and Whooten too
And Todd with his snow-machine
He’s got mukluk boots and a pink snow-suit
I saw it pictured in a magazine (ohh ho)
(sa sa sa)Sarah and her pets

(Musical Interlude)

Oh, Kennie and Rossie, have you seen them yet –  (ooh)
But they’re so way out, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her pets
Oh, then Uncle Ted and Whooten too
And Todd with his snow-machine
He’s got mukluk boots and a pink snow-suit
I saw it pictured in a magazine (ohh ho)
(sa sa sa)Sarah and her pets

Sarah, Sarah and her pets
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her pets
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her pets
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her pets
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her pets (pets) (pets) (pets)
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her pets

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Posted on June 12, 2009, in Bristol Palin, Greta Van Susteren, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. i would vote for bristol palin!

  2. what does the VP really do anyway? maybe i should have voted for the GOP last time around at least there would be something to look at!

  3. I’m not sure your vote would have swung the election (he said sarcastically).

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