Daily Archives: June 12, 2009

Sarah Palin Boob Tube Theme Songs – 14

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This is a new version of the previously published Beverly Hillbillies song parody. You must understand that there are only so many television themes with lyrics and yet Sarah Palin’s lifestory provides almost an infinite amount of material (which grows by the day). Consequently, in order to keep up with Little Miss Sunshine we must occasionaly re-write some of the older ditties. Hope you enjoy.

As usual, please click on the song link below if you want to have more fun singing along.

The Beverly Hillbillies theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y9dkCJYB8M

THE WASSILLA HILLBILLIES – PART 2

(sung to the theme of “The Beverly Hillbillies”)

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a gal named Sarah
Not too many brains but a whole lot of mascara.
Her hair is in a beehive and she has some lipstick too,
She tried to run for V.P. but she didn’t have a clue.

Knowledge that is,   Bush Doctrine?,    Job of V.P. ?

Well the first thing ya know Obama left her in the dust,
Then we all learned about her in-law in a bust.
She said, “The Johnston family are so dumb that they just drool”
Then daughter Bristol and Levi dropped right on out of school.

Embarrasment that is,   Birth’n Babies,    Quittin’ Jobs.

Well now its time to say good-bye to Sarah and her kin,
The First Dude and his wife have some wounds that need lick’n.
The whole Palin clan now studies the encyclopedia,
So they can handle “Gotcha Questions” from the mainstream media.

Couric, that is.   Charlie Gibson,    Tina Fey..

Y’all come back now, y’hear?

Sarah Palin’s Gang

Palin Family Values

Just a quick Anti-Palin post. Sorry about some of the obscure name references in the song parody but all the Alaska readers will know who we are talking about.

As usual, remember to click on the song link below because it makes it a lot more fun to sing along.

Bennie And The Jets song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WCQadt864

SARAH AND HER PETS

(sung to the Elton John song “Bennie and the Jets”)

Hey kids, let’s sing this together
Sarah P’s as-so-ci-ates
Are as tasteful as shoe leather
They’re a filthy bunch of pigs that
Should be hosed-down
You’re never gonna wanna be ‘round a
Bigger bunch of clowns

Say, Kennie and Rossie, have you seen them yet -  (ooh)
But they’re so way out, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her pets
Oh, then Uncle Ted and Whooten too
And Todd with his snow-machine
He’s got mukluk boots and a pink snow-suit
I saw it pictured in a magazine
Sarah and her pets

Hey Kids, she pals around with Greta
And her husband John
Each of them a bed-wetter
Don’t forget the Joes, Sixpack, and the Plum-ber
When we think of all her Kooks and her creeps
Our mood becomes such a bum-mer

Oh, Kennie and Rossie, have you seen them yet -  (ooh)
But they’re so way out, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her pets
Oh, then Uncle Ted and Whooten too
And Todd with his snow-machine
He’s got mukluk boots and a pink snow-suit
I saw it pictured in a magazine (ohh ho)
(sa sa sa)Sarah and her pets

(Musical Interlude)

Oh, Kennie and Rossie, have you seen them yet -  (ooh)
But they’re so way out, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her pets
Oh, then Uncle Ted and Whooten too
And Todd with his snow-machine
He’s got mukluk boots and a pink snow-suit
I saw it pictured in a magazine (ohh ho)
(sa sa sa)Sarah and her pets

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