Daily Archives: June 10, 2009

Palin’s Poll Slide

Sarah Palin Is Now Interested In Polls Of A Different Kind

Sarah Palin Is Now Interested In Polls Of A Different Kind

A recent USA Today/Gallup Pollhttp://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/10/republican.party.poll/ ) suggests trouble for the Republican Party in general and Sarah Palin in particular. The poll reveals that 1/3 of Republicans surveyed have an unfavorable view of the party as a whole. Additionally, only 47% can identify a major spokperson for the party and Palin did not even register in the poll. Remember not too long ago when both Palin and her supporters were touting her poll numbers on a daily basis? Looks like she is experiencing what we here at Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off refer to as a poll slide…

Remember to click on the song link below because that makes it much more fun to sing along.

Rawhide tv theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWa7cuM5CXA

POLL-SLIDE

(sung to the TV theme of, “Rawhide”)

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Poll-Slide!

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
People disapprovin’
Sarah’s not improvin’, Poll-Slide!
She cannot understand ‘em,
She hopes results are random,
Soon she’ll be in a double-wide.
There’s no way of definin’
Just why the polls declinin’, declinin’ like a massive

Landslide.

Headin’ down, movin’ fast,
Losin’ ground, ship her out,
Headin’ down, movin’ fast
Poll-Slide!
Kick her out,  shoot her down,
Send her home, push her out,
Kick her butt, fallin’ fast

Poll-Slide!

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Her eyeballs are ballin’
How come no-one’s callin’?
Poll-Slide!
It looks like stormy weather
And she’s lite like a feather
She’ll be swept under by the tide.
She’ll be unemployed soon,

A wolf killin’ buffoon,
And all this resultin’ from her lies

Headin’ down, movin’ fast,
Losin’ ground, ship her out,
Headin’ down, movin’ fast
Poll-Slide!

Kick her out,  shoot her down,
Send her home, push her out,
Kick her butt, fallin’ fast
Poll-Slide!

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Poll-Slide!

Sarah, Please Don’t Go

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We here at Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off simply cannot get enough of Sarah Palin and her alternative universe lifestyle. Whether it is denying the existence of dinosaurs and global warming or attending witch masses to have demons driven from her body, this stuff is too good to be made up. We sure will miss her when the 15 minutes of fame have elapsed. But then what will we do? Close the blogs? Hope that another Republican disaster rears his/her head? Who knows?

Here is a song parody that looks to those days…

As usual, please remember to click on the song link below to make singing along a lot more fun.

I Can See Clearly Now song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkwJ-g0iJ6w

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW

(sung to the Johnny Nash song “I Can See Clearly Now”)

I can see clearly now that Palin’s gone
The First Dude’s snow-machine long since put away
Ethics complaints have got her in a bind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Alaskan day.

It’s gonna be a bright (bright), Alaskan day

Think of the times we’ll have when Palin’s gone
Back to our lives. These blogs might disappear
The situation we’ve been prayin’ for
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Alaskan day

Ya Betcha we’ll miss, Little Miss Four Eyes
The little Swiss Miss tending to moose pies

We ‘ll all sleep soundly after Palin’s gone
We’ll be in peace after she goes away
She can go get her Naughty Monkeys shined
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Alaskan Day

It’s gonna be a bright (bright) Alaskan day
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) Alaskan day
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) Alaskan day

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