If Pigs With Lipstick Could Fly

Sarah Palin Is Off To New York, Again!

Sarah Palin Is Off To New York, Again!

Today is the second day of Sarah Palin and family’s New York (state, that is) junket. Yesterday it was Auburn and today it is Long Island. She has been in the Empire State so much of late that we could say that she is in a New York state of mind. Seems like the perfect lead-up to a certain song parody, right? Sorry, we haven’t written that one yet, so we will commemorate the lipsticked pig’s current sojourn with a song that we wrote during her last trip to Gotham.

Please click on the song link below in order to have more fun singing along.

Back In The U.S.S.R. song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-2LQGigK-0

BACK IN GOOD OLD NYC

(sung to the Beatles song “Back In The USSR”)

Flew in from Juneau via Alaska Air
With young Bristol by her side
They both have lots of style gel spread throughout their hair
Hope their perfumes don’t collide
They’re back in old NYC
Did they bring along the  baby, boy
It’s spelled, T-R-I-P-P, yeah

They’ve been there so much they almost own the place
Sarah says it feels like home
Bristol can’t remember if she packed her Mace
Bought it in a store in Nome
They’re back in old NYC
Did they bring along the baby, boy
Back in NYC
Back in NYC

Back in good old NYC

Well the pregnant teens need a role model
And Bristol’s just the girl
Soon they’ll have more babies to coddle
Abstinencey makes them want to hur hur hur hur hur hur hurl
Oh, come on

(musical break)

They’re back in good old NYC
Did they bring along the baby, boy
Back in good old NYC

Well the Candies folks found a spokesperson
That they think will impress
I bet their sales begin to worsen
When the story hits the puh puh puh puh puh puh press

Oh, then they’ll have dinner with
The Fox News anchors
O’Reilly’s sure to be there too
Is there a bigger group of useless crank yankers?
If so, please let me know who

They’re back in good old NYC
Is Todd babysitting that baby, boy
Back in good old NYC

Oh, let me tell you honey

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Posted on June 7, 2009, in Bristol Palin, Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs, tina fey and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. “I can see Chicago from my house.”

  2. Interesting to say the least !!!

  3. Marina Stevens

    Hi, I have a question about the flying pig image. Is there a place I can purchase the rights to use it?
    Thanks!

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