Daily Archives: June 7, 2009

Palin’s Good Old Daze

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Things have not been the same since Sarah Palin blew the election last November. From the moment that John McCain made the mistake of naming her as his running mate we were entertained on a daily basis by her wacky antics, both past and present. New words like, “Ya Betcha” and “mavericky” were introduced to the English language. We had the first ever “shout out” during a nationally televised debate. We met the “First Dude” and her new BFF’s, Joe Sixpack and Joe the Plumber. There were the live interview disasters with Couric and Gibson. There was the funny hairdo and controversial wardrobe. Who will ever forget the lipstick adorned pitbull and pig? And last but not least, we were introduced to the new and improved Tina Fey. Those were the days.

Please remember to click on the song link below so that you may better enjoy singing along with the parody. Also, please note that when the new window opens for the song, you must click on “Play This Track” for it to play.

Old Days song link: http://hypem.com/track/836266/Chicago-+Old+Days


(sung to the Chicago song “Old Days”)

Old days
Before last November
Fun days
Palin’s foolish treasures
“Bridge to Nowhere”
Pitbull with lipstick on
New clothes to wear
Unclaimed per diem pay

Take us back
To “Drill Baby Drill” days
Just like “Troopergate”

Old days
Palin times remembered
Poll daze
When she could see Russia
Foreign places
Winking eyes, “You Betcha’s”
Making faces
Charles Gibson and Couric

Thoughts she couldn’t convey
Golden memories
Spot on Tina Fey

Old days – Joe the Plumber with her every day
Old days – When she fouled up her only debate
Old days – When she killed that turkey on TV
Old days – We laughed so hard that we had to pee
Old days – She said “Maverick” nearly every day
Old days – The “Hockey Mom” that never came to play
Old days – She did not know the role of VP

Old days – who’s the real mother of that baby?

North To Alaska II – The Return Of Palin

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Just a quick Sunday afternoon post. Caribou Barbie has completed her SarahPAC funded junket to New York. Inasmuch as she is returning to Alaska, we thought it appropriate to re-release a song parody which was written upon Palin’s return from her last New York trip. You might recall that after enduring much criticism, she cut that trip short in order to return to Alaska as dangerous Spring season ice flows were devastating many communities.

She’s Leaving Home song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTQ9ZPO2zUs&feature=related


(sung to the Beatles song “She’s Leaving Home”)

Thursday morning at ten o’clock as her day begins
Silently pacing her hotel floor
Wishing and praying that Todd would not snore
She goes down to the lobby and buys the ADN newspaper
She sees she’s facing some scrutiny
With trouble at home, she did flee

She (We’re fearing for all our lives)
Is coming (We hope she’s feeling our vibes)
Home ( We’re hoping no one as yet may have died)
She’s coming home to occupy her throne
Though she’s hearing jeers. Lies, lies

Bristol awakes and equivocates about abstinence
Did she contradict what she said on Fox?
Should she even be giving these talks?
She breaks down and cries to her Daddy, “can we get out of here?”
Why did I not use some birth control?
What’s to become of my soul?

She (Should not have listened to Mom)
Is coming (Should not have had sex with that bum)
Home (Family Planning would have helped her get by)
She’s coming home now to whine and to moan
For so many years. Cry, cry

Friday morning at nine Sarah has a photo – op
While looking at ice dams from a hill-top
When she leaves there she’ll be free to go shop

She (She must go buy a new thong)
Is having (She must try Sherry’s new bong)
Fun (Fun is the one thing that she loves to buy)
Something inside that she’s never denied
All these many years. Buy, buy
She’s on the phone. Bye, bye

If Pigs With Lipstick Could Fly

Sarah Palin Is Off To New York, Again!

Sarah Palin Is Off To New York, Again!

Today is the second day of Sarah Palin and family’s New York (state, that is) junket. Yesterday it was Auburn and today it is Long Island. She has been in the Empire State so much of late that we could say that she is in a New York state of mind. Seems like the perfect lead-up to a certain song parody, right? Sorry, we haven’t written that one yet, so we will commemorate the lipsticked pig’s current sojourn with a song that we wrote during her last trip to Gotham.

Please click on the song link below in order to have more fun singing along.

Back In The U.S.S.R. song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-2LQGigK-0


(sung to the Beatles song “Back In The USSR”)

Flew in from Juneau via Alaska Air
With young Bristol by her side
They both have lots of style gel spread throughout their hair
Hope their perfumes don’t collide
They’re back in old NYC
Did they bring along the  baby, boy
It’s spelled, T-R-I-P-P, yeah

They’ve been there so much they almost own the place
Sarah says it feels like home
Bristol can’t remember if she packed her Mace
Bought it in a store in Nome
They’re back in old NYC
Did they bring along the baby, boy
Back in NYC
Back in NYC

Back in good old NYC

Well the pregnant teens need a role model
And Bristol’s just the girl
Soon they’ll have more babies to coddle
Abstinencey makes them want to hur hur hur hur hur hur hurl
Oh, come on

(musical break)

They’re back in good old NYC
Did they bring along the baby, boy
Back in good old NYC

Well the Candies folks found a spokesperson
That they think will impress
I bet their sales begin to worsen
When the story hits the puh puh puh puh puh puh press

Oh, then they’ll have dinner with
The Fox News anchors
O’Reilly’s sure to be there too
Is there a bigger group of useless crank yankers?
If so, please let me know who

They’re back in good old NYC
Is Todd babysitting that baby, boy
Back in good old NYC

Oh, let me tell you honey