Daily Archives: June 3, 2009

Flip (Newt) – Flop (Rush)

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Limbaugh and Gingrich "The Flopsey Twins"

Limbaugh and Gingrich "The Flopsey Twins"

The Republican and reich-wing radio backtrack machines were fully operational today. First, former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, who labeled Supreme Court nominee, Sonia Sotomayor a “racist”, now states on his website:

I agree.  The word “racist” should not have been applied to Judge Sotomayor as a person, even if her words themselves are unacceptable

Next, it was comedian Rush Limbaugh who, one week after also labelling Sotomayor as a racist and unqualified to sit on the Supreme Court, said on his radio show today,

I can see a possibility of supporting this nomination if I can be convinced that she does have a sensibility toward life in a legal sense

Limbaugh also said,

It’s racism, reverse racism, whatever, but it’s still racism, and she would bring a form of racism and bigotry to the court. But as I said yesterday, folks, I’m — I’m — I may look past that.

So, apparently Rush has reversed his position that a person’s moral integrity is the foundation for their qualification for higher office. If not, then how could he possibly support (or in his words, “look past”) the nomination to the nation’s highest court, of a person that is both racist and bigoted?

The word-spinning of both Gingrich and Limbaugh is more shocking than the head spinning act of Regan in The Exorcist. This of course leads into an appropriate song parody of the 1960′s television show, Flipper

Flipper TV theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcA-ChaGdYw

FLIPPER TWINS

(sung to the TV theme of “Flipper”)

We call them flip-flops, flip-flops,
Their voices are frightening,
“Racist is she”, “Oh, no” so says we,
Limbaugh and Gingrich, are just nonsensical dunders
Buckling under, on the T.V.!

“Sotomayor’s a bad nominee”
Someone said that? It couldn’t be we
Flip-floppers they are, without any peer
And how we laugh and we jeer

We call them flip-flops, flip-flops,
In need of enlightening,
Nobody may, be dumber than they,
And we know those two, could never be Batman’s Boy Wonders
Brains gone asunder, most every day!

The Palin Family (They’re Creepy And They’re Spooky)

palinAddams family

Does anybody remember the 1960′s television sitcom, The Addams Family? Hmm.

Please click on the song link below because it is so much more fun to sing along with.

The Addams Family theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL_9zdu4iVw

THE PALIN FAMILY

(sung to the theme of “The Addams Family”)

Their creepy and their brain-dead
Ingested way too much lead
Kids born before they were wed,
The Palin Family

Her dialect is grating
Her beehive irritating
Daughters always mating
The Palin Family

(Wink)
(Blink)
(Missing Link)

So put your muckluks on now
And join their nightly pow-wow
It’s certainly not highbrow
The Palin Family.

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