Fox News Finally Tells Truth: Admits It Softballs Palin

BREAKING NEWS: Hell just froze over!

Fox News just told the truth about something. Yes, the Unfair and Unbalanced network just broke its string of 15 consecutive years of misinforming its audience. It has been reported by CNN that two Fox News Channel anchors said Wednesday they sometimes feel awkward about commenting on former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin because she’s a fellow Fox employee.

“The only problem with talking about Sarah Palin is that she works here, and it’s like a co-worker,” said Greg Gutfeld, co-host of “The Five,” the network’s 5 p.m. ET show. “And if I say something bad and I see her in the hallway, I feel really awkward and wrong, so I just kind of say, ‘good job’.”

Gutfeld’s co-host, Bob Beckel, agreed, saying he’s also held back his criticism of Palin, a Fox News contributor who makes more than $1 million per year from the network. Palin is flirting with a run for president in 2012.

“It has nothing to do with that, it has everything to do with your paycheck. That’s what you feel awkward about,” Beckel said. “I know exactly what you mean. I’ll be honest: I’ve pulled my punches on her.”

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? Does the Fox News brass realize that it faces a massive audience backlash if this proud group of uneducated and misinformed miscreants realizes that it might sometimes be spoon-fed bits of truth?

Yikes! The Murdoch empire is crumbling!

Please remember to click on the song link below before reading the lyrics because it is so much more fun to sing along while the actual song is playing.

Copacabana song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMHp9a5FwrI

COPACAVILLA

(sung to the Barry Manilow song “Copacabana”)

Her name was Sarah, She was a schoolgirl
With lots of style gel in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She used to play flute, no not the skin type
And yes she was a sportscaster, a job that she could not master
Although she was a pup, with Todd she got knocked-up
They were young and they had each other
Just a mere hiccup

At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Those rimless glasses made them look like asses
At the Copa…they fell in love

(Copa Copacavilla)

His name was Toddie, she liked his body
They got married one fine day, He insisted he’s not gay
They said a prayer, then she was mayor
But to add some attitude, she changed his name to the “First Dude”
Sarah then hired some crooks, and then she banned some books
There was trouble with city contracts
So they cooked the books

At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Handouts and kickbacks and lots of “Joe Sixpacks”
At the Copa…next it was Guv

(Copa..Copacavilla)
(Copa Copacavilla) (Copacavilla, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacavilla)
(Wasilla,  rhymes with vanilla)
(Dumbness and fashion… were always her passion)

Her name is Sarah, she was a Guv’nor
She even tried to be V.P.,  cuz she was so damn “Mavericky”
That was a pipedream for our gal, Sarah
The job was above her pay-grade. More substance in lemonade
Her inlaw getting high. Now she just hates Levi
She lost the race and she lost her mojo
Now she’s lost her mind!

At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla (Copacavilla)
The hottest spot north of Wasilla (Here)
At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla
No education. Unwed procreation
At the Copa…That’s our ex- Guv

(Copa) That’s our ex- Guv
Copacavilla
Copacavilla
(Fade to end)

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Posted on August 4, 2011, in Fox News, Sarah Palin and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Wow, it’s summer and suddenly, I feel very cold. Where are my earmuffs?

  2. I find this hard to believe. Palin is a dedicated Journalists who is always looking for the story so she can add it to her twitter account.

  3. LOVE the lyrics… flute, not the skin type, more substance in lemonade.. LOL!!

  4. Creeping Communism

    Not that Fox has entirely lost it’s interest in propaganda. Gretchen Carlson knows propaganda when she sees it and she no likey! Fox and friends bust Nickelodeon for pushing a global warming agenda: “SpongeBob is talking a lot about global warming, and he’s only looking at it from one point of view!”

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