Monthly Archives: February 2011
Christine “I Am Not A Witch” O’Donnell Is Back – Yippee!
When Christine O’Donnell was absolutely demolished in last November’s Delaware Senatorial election by Democrat Christopher Coons, Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off feared that it had lost one of its best targets of ridicule. For those of you with short term memory loss, Christine O’Donnell was the Teapublican candidate with so much baggage that even the Queen Mary could not hold it all. She was embarrassed by Bill Maher when he released video tapes of her admitting that she “dabbled in witchcraft” and proclaimed that masturbation is a form of adultery. While appearing on Fox News‘ “The O’Reilly Factor” in 2007 she said, “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.” She also said that “evolution is a myth” and the evidence is that “Why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?”. During a debate with Coons which took place at a law school, she revealed that she had no idea that the First Amendment is interpreted by the Supreme Court as requiring a separation of church and state. She also lied about having attended and/or graduated from at least three different colleges, Farleigh Dickenson University, Claremont Graduate University and even the prestigious University of Oxford. There is no questioning the fact that Christine O’Donnell is a whack-job of the first order.
While she was running for the Senate, Blast-Off was blessed with an unlimited supply of song parody material. Christine O’Donnell could go head-to-head with the Queen of Crazy, Sarah Palin on any given day. The two of them were a virtual tag-team of Tea-Bagging titillation. Throw in Sharron “2nd Amendment Remedies” Angle, and we had a trifecta of Tea Party triviality. But alas, we lost both O’Donnell and Angle when they went down in electoral defeat. Sarah Palin was our lone survivor….UNTIL NOW!
Just a week or two ago, Sharron Angle announced that she was pondering a run for the presidency in 2012. Then on Tuesday, Christine O’Donnell announced that she has formed a political action committee known as ChristinePAC and that she is seeking donations. In an email to her supporters, O’Donnell lashed out at the media and establishment Republicans by saying,
“I’m determined not to let them destroy our movement. If I stand alone, though, I’m no match for the liberal media and the political establishment. But, with us standing together to fight, they don’t have a chance! A strong ChristinePAC will enable me to counter the liberal-controlled GOP establishment in upcoming Congressional Primaries.”
Huh? Who knew the “GOP establishment” was “liberal-controlled”? Somebody better get on the phone quickly with Mitch McConnell and John Boehner (pronounced “boner”) to conirm this shocking revelation. As unexpected as those words were, it was not surprising that O’Donnell failed to directly mention the ongoing investigation by the Justice Department and the FBI concerning whether she improperly used campaign funds in past elections for personal use. Instead, the non-masurbator played the victim-card ala Sarah Palin and wrote, “You’ve probably heard about the latest smear on me.” Oh boy,she is as crazy as ever.
But that is not all. There is even more good news for Lynnrockets” Blast-Off. Christine O’Donnell is currently working on a book about the 2010 election that is scheduled to be published later this year. OH HAPPY DAY!!!
Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.
Witchcraft song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZIBm2QGaM
WITCHCRAFT II
(sung to Frank Sinatra’s song “Witchcraft”)
This “Mama Grizzly” bear
That hails from Delaware
Christine O’Donnell snared
By witchcraft
And she’s got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
Palin has really stepped in it too
Christine’s witchcraft, wicked witchcraft
And she knows we know, it’s strictly taboo
Will this implode the Tea Party?
Confirming her insanity
Bringing down Palin and Angle too?
O’Donnell’s dug her ditch
Gay-baiting hate-fueled bitch
This tax evading witch is through
(masturbation break)
Christine’s witchcraft, her crazy witchcraft
Now we know that she’s been drinking her brew
Lied about her college degree
Non-masturbating prodigy
Renouncing Christianity too
Bill Maher is now the snitch
Who threw the strike-out pitch
Now we can bid this witch adieu!
Sarah Palin Joins “Palin-Free February” Movement
Palin reacts when Piper informs her that McCain will not endorse her
Last month, Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank wrote that he would not report anything about Sarah Palin for the month of February. He admitted that he has “a Sarah Palin problem” as is evidenced by his “42 columns since Sen. John McCain picked her as his vice-presidential running mate” and the “dozens more blog posts, Web chats, and TV and radio appearances” in which he has mentioned her. He believes that the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska is too trivial a figure to report on so frequently and therefore he has begun his boycott of all things Palin through February 28, 2011. Milbank has also called upon other members of the media to join his month-long pledge. Many have done so. Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off has not because, frankly speaking, Sarah Palin is too good a source of ridicule to ignore.
Surprisingly, it appears that Sarah Palin may have also taken the pledge. As of today’s post, it has now been nine (9) days since Palin has tweeted on Twitter. What-up with that? Palin has never gone this long before without vomiting out some sort of indecipherable word-salad about something in the news. It cannot be that she is unable find something to say something stupid about. After all, during this period we have had the Egyptian uprising, the Super Bowl and husband Todd’s sore back and cramped muscles, all making headlines nationwide.
Moreover, everybody knows that Sarah Palin cannot go more than a few days before tweeting a sarcastic response to some actual or perceived criticism of her by anyone. And she has received a lot of criticism in the last week or so. In an interview on the Christian Broadcasting Network over the weekend, Palin said the unrest in Egypt was Obama’s 3 a.m. phone call, a reference to a line then-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton used during the 2008 election against Obama. Palin said the “call went right to the answering machine.” Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) disagrees with Palin however, and claims that she is wrong. CNN reports that Graham said, “I really have no fault with the president, Obama, the way he’s handled this process. I disagree with Governor Palin over this particular issue.” How can the Queen of Quit possibly fail to respond to “them there fightin’ words?” Additionally, the Sharon K. Pacheco Foundation (to raise funds for military families and at-risk youth) announced Tuesday that it is canceling a May fundraising appearance by Palin due to “an onslaught of negative feedback”. How dare they? Wouldn’t this be the perfect time for Palin to tweet about how the Foundation has caved to those on the left and censored her right to free speech?
Palin has also just lost her two biggest fans. Last week, former running-mate John McCain announced that he would not endorse her (or anyone else) for the 2012 presidency. Then yesterday, Bill Kristol, the influential Weekly Standard editor, gave up on her. Kristol has undeniably been Palin’s most prominent supporter for the last few years. Yet, while appearing as a guest on MSNBC‘s “Morning Joe” program Kristol said,
“I have a high regard for Sarah Palin, but I will say I’ve been disappointed since she resigned as governor,” Kristol said on “Morning Joe.” “I thought she had a real chance to take the lead on a few policy issues, do a little more in terms of framing the policy agenda. I don’t think she’s done that. But she’s a shrewd woman and I wouldn’t underestimate her.“
Sarah Palin’s tweeted response to McCain and Kristol? Nothing. Nada. Not one single misspelled or made-up word. This can only mean that Sarah Palin also, too has joined the “Palin-Free February” movement. Good for her. Let’s hope she extends it into March.
BREAKING NEWS
It has just come to the attention of Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off that Sarah Palin has not only pledged not to tweet about herself in February, but she has pledged not to write or sign anything of any kind whatsoever for an unspecified duration. Evidence of this was revealed yesterday by USA Today when it reported that her application to trademark the name “Sarah Palin” has been rejected by the federal government because the former Alaska governor did not sign the form. Palin’s writing ban will not prohibit her from releasing new books because those have each been “ghost-written”. It remains to be determined however, whether Palin’s ban on writing will extend to palm-written crib notes to herself. Stay tuned.
In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with tonight’s song parody.
I’m A Believer song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts
SHE’S A DECEIVER
(sung to the Monkees song “I’m A Believer”)
She tells about as much truth as fairy tails
She considers herself “mavericky”
Russia she claims to see
So say’s Sarah P.
She and Bristol were both pregnant teens
Nose grows on her face, cuz she’s a deceiver
Not a trace, of truth in her lines
Lord above, she’s a deceiver
Couldn’t believe her if I tried
She walked out the door cuz she’s a quittin’ thing
Palin up and caved when things got hot
She never stopped lyin’
Sarah sounds insane
Even though there’s sunshine, she says rain
When I see her face, I see a deceiver
Not a trace of truth in her lines
Lord above, she’s a deceiver
Couldn’t believe her if I tried
(Todd’s massage break)
Ohhh, McCain didn’t vet she
When he formed his team
Then Palin went and blew his dreams
When I see her face, I see a deceiver
Not a trace of truth in her lines
Lord above, she’s a deceiver
Couldn’t believe her if I tried
When I see her face, I see a deceiver
Not a trace of truth in her lines
She’s a deceiver
She’s a deceiver
She’s a deceiver
Sarah Palin’s Tuesday Night Bad News Boob-Tube Byte
Just when you thought that there could not possibly be another poor poll showing by Sarah Palin, up pops today’s Rasmussen poll. The poll revealed that the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska trails former full-term Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and former full-term Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee. This is another troubling sign for Palin as she continues to ponder a presidential campaign run.
In a potential 2012 presidential showdown, Mr. Huckabee and Mr. Obama currently poll at 43 percent, while Mr. Romney leads Mr. Obama by 2 percent. Meanwhile, Ms. Palin trails Mr. Obama 49 percent to 38 percent. The poll was conducted through all of January 2011.
This is just one more nail in the Palin presidential hopes coffin.
Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.
Daniel Boone theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdMA2spF0Bg
SARAH P.
(sung to the theme of “Daniel Boone”)
Sarah P. was a guv Lord above
Lord above
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a lame guv.
But McCain was even lamer,
so should we really blame her, golly gee
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a dumb guv.
But the First Dude was dumber,
so she summoned “Joe the Plumber” to the scene.
From the beehive do on the top of her head
To the spike of her high heeled shoes;
Like a zombie from “Night of the Living Dead”,
She looked so damn confused.
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a slick guv.
In an attempt to win her hicks back;
Her speeches addressed “Joe Sixpack’ all the time.
Drivin’ demons out with prayer!
A one-time Wasilla mayor, was she!
(book banning break)
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a big guv.
But her quitting nature’s bigger;
So she pulled the quitting trigger, did she.
She said, “Thanks But No Thanks” and “Drill Baby Drill”
But beyond that had nothin’ to say;
During interviews, she just should have sat still,
Was upstaged by Tina Fey
Sarah P. was a guv.
Was a poor guv.
And she won’t lead our country;
We can all now be Palin-free, can’t we
(Thank goodness we’re free)
What a goon, what a loser
Sarah soon will be a boozer won’t she?
What a goon, what a loser
Palin soon will be a boozer won’t she?
Sarah P. was a guv!
GOPs’ Lie To The Electorate Is Officially Confirmed
In their much ballyhooed “Pledge To America”, Congressional Republicans promised the electorate that they would roll back non-discretionary spending to 2008 levels before TARP and the Stimulus and would therefore, cut $100 billion dollars from the budget in their very first year. As is always the case with the G.O.P., promise made, promise broken.
CNN reports “GOP Budget Chairman Paul Ryan’s committee released its official spending targets for the rest of the 2011 fiscal year, indicating Republicans plan to cut $58 billion in non-security funding, but when their overall spending target is compared to current spending levels for that same time frame, the cuts amount to $32 billion. Either way, the proposed House Republicans’ cuts fall short of the House GOP’s campaign pledge to cut at least $100 billion in non-security federal spending “in the first year alone”.”
Of course, GOP aides declined to specify where even these meager cuts to meet this overall target would come from.
CNN also reports that “Congressional Democrats pounced on the release of the official numbers, highlighting that the GOP was not meeting its own targets”.
“As Republicans conclude their first month in charge of Congress, they have not only failed to create jobs and strengthen the middle class, now they’re breaking the very promises they made to get elected,” said Jesse Ferguson of the House Democrats’ campaign arm.
The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has already unveiled a video which calls out the Republicans for their failure to follow through on their unrealistic campaign promises.
As the saying goes, “Republican promises were meant to be broken”.
Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.
God Bless The U.S.A. song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
PROUD TO BE A REPUBLICAN
(sung to the Lee Greenwood song “God Bless The U.S.A.”)
If tomorrow all my brains were gone
And I was just plant life
With a feeding tube shoved in
Against the wishes of my wife
I’d thank my lucky stars the G.O.P. had their way
And curtailed my family’s freedom
Made them watch me waste away
Boy, I’m proud to be a Republican
Like Huckabee and Romney
And I won’t forget Glenn Beck who cried
Right there on Fox TV
Cuz they’ll gladly stand up next to you
And berate your union pay
I just love those hate filled flames they fan
They hate the U.S.A.
Bachmann hates in Minnesota
Alaska has Sarah P.
Rick Perry down in Texas
They’re in the Tea Party
Not Detroit nor in Boston
Too liberal, black and gay
There’s no soul in any Republican heart
And they love it just that way
Yes, I’m proud to be a Republican
Just like Rush and Hannity
And I love the facts they do deny
Right there on Fox TV
And I’ll gladly stand up next to you
And castigate Tina Fey
Cuz I never doubt those Red State men
No matter what they say
Oh, I’m proud to be a Republican
As I sit here sipping tea
Palin’s “death panels” can’t be denied
They say on Fox TV
Sarah sends a Twitter - text to you
Six or seven times a day
It’s Republicans that love this land
In our per-ver-ted way!
Note To Sarah: You Are Not On The “Needs To Know” List
Sarah Palin appears to be miffed at the fact that she is not on President Obama’s “Needs To Know” list. She apparently feels that the President of the United States should be relaying the nation’s very delicate response to the Egyptian uprising by her.
On Friday evening, the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska spoke with the Christian Broadcasting Network‘s David Brody about Egypt. In her patented form of unintelligible language, Palin said she was
“not real enthused about what it is that’s being done on a national level and from (Washington) in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. Nobody yet has explained to the American public yet what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us … who will be taking the place of (Egyptian President Hosni) Mubarak. In these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House.”
Really, since when should the President of the United States make sure that a one-time reality television series host is “understanding all the situation there in Egypt”? Why should the President of the United States feel compelled to prematurely show his cards in the midst of diplomatic negotiations with a foreign nation so that Sarah Palin can know “what they know”? Best yet, who is Sarah Palin to be questioning someone’s “sound mind”?
Every time that Sarah Palin opens her mouth, she sounds less like an able-minded potential candidate and more like the delusional Glenn Beck. At this point, even she cannot possibly take herself seriously. Honestly Sarah darlin’, your ramblings are very interesting, but please run along now because the adults in the Obama Administration are trying to have a serious discussion about Egypt.
GO PACK, GO !!! BRING THE LOMBARDI TROPHY BACK WHERE IT BELONGS!!!
In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s Sarah Palin song parody.
Copacabana song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMHp9a5FwrI
COPACAVILLA
(sung to the Barry Manilow song “Copacabana”)
Her name was Sarah, She was a schoolgirl
With lots of style gel in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She used to play flute, no not the skin type
And yes she was a sportscaster, a job that she could not master
Although she was a pup, with Todd she got knocked-up
They were young and they had each other
Just a mere hiccup
At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Those rimless glasses made them look like asses
At the Copa…they fell in love
(Copa Copacavilla)
His name was Toddie, she liked his body
They got married one fine day, He insisted he’s not gay
They said a prayer, then she was mayor
But to add some attitude, she changed his name to the “First Dude”
Sarah then hired some crooks, and then she banned some books
There was trouble with city contracts
So they cooked the books
At the Copa, Copacavilla
The hottest spot north of Wasilla
At the Copa, Copacavilla
Handouts and kickbacks and lots of “Joe Sixpacks”
At the Copa…next it was Guv
(Copa..Copacavilla)
(Copa Copacavilla) (Copacavilla, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacavilla)
(Wasilla, rhymes with vanilla)
(Dumbness and fashion… were always her passion)
Her name is Sarah, she was a Guv’nor
She even tried to be V.P., cuz she was so damn “Mavericky”
That was a pipedream for our gal, Sarah
The job was above her pay-grade. More substance in lemonade
Her inlaw getting high. Now she just hates Levi
She lost the race and she lost her mojo
Now she’s lost her mind!
At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla (Copacavilla)
The hottest spot north of Wasilla (Here)
At the Copa (CO), Copacavilla
No education. Unwed procreation
At the Copa…That’s our ex- Guv
(Copa) That’s our ex- Guv
Copacavilla
Copacavilla
(Fade to end)
Sarah Palin Boob Tube Theme (70′s Edition)
We just cannot get enough of Little Miss Sunshine, so here is a song parody of the theme to the 1970′s sitcom, Three’s Company. Please enjoy as you prepare for Tomorrow’s Super Bowl.
GO PACK, GO !!!
In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s Sarah Palin song parody.
Three’s Company theme song link: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Threes_Company.html
Sleaze Company
(sung to the theme of “Three’s Company”)
She’s all for drilling offshore….
Owns Hassleback from “The View”….
Calls herself “Mama Bear” what’s with that hair?
Darn “Mavericky” too.
Was Alaska’s guv’nor….
A quite simple world view….
A hillbilly chick, a “Pitbull with Lipstick”,
A baby mystery too.
She’s not as bright as a candle and mishandles all
interviews….
Folks know she hasn’t a clue,
She’ll see in 2-0-1-2!!!!
McCain Says, “Take That, Sarah!!!”
The bad news for Sarah Palin just keeps piling up. Palin’s series of unfortunate events seems to have been triggered by her sniper-sight symbol-laden map and the subsequent Tucson massacre. As the result of her specifically having targeted Gabrielle Giffords in that ill-conceived ad, Sarah Palin will now forever be linked to that tragedy. Since the day of the shootings, everything has gone down hill for the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska.
First, she made things worse for herself when she unsuccessfully attempted to rehabilitate her image by means of a self-produced video which is now known as her “I Was The Real Victim Of The Tucson Shooting” speech. That was quickly followed by the release of a CBS/New York Times poll of registered voters which revealed that Palin now has only a 19% “favorable” rating. Then she was crushed by Mitt Romney in the New Hampshire straw poll despite the fact that it was heavily attended by Tea Partiers. She suffered further Tea Party disgrace when moonbat-crazy Michele Bachmann was chosen to present the “official” Tea Party response to the President’s State of the Union Address. In an attempt to reclaim some Tea Bagger street cred, Palin then gave her own response to the SOTUA but made a fool of herself by misstating Soviet history and further embarrassed herself with her oft-repeated “WTF” quip. Next, her reality television show was canceled. She then suffered the indignity of having the National Enquirer reveal that her husband cheated on her with an Alaskan prostitute. Immediately thereafter, she was reduced to a sex object when actor Tracy Morgan referred to her as “good masturbation material’.
Well, that is certainly more than most educationally-challenged, violent rhetoric-spewing, death-panel fabricating, mid-term quitting politicians could handle. Fate however, was not through with raining more bad luck down upon Sarah Palin. Her former running mate, John McCain announced yesterday that he will not endorse Sarah Palin should she choose to run for President in 2012. Politico reports that when asked about a 2012 endorsement in the Republican primary, McCain said, “I think I’m staying out of this for the first time in many years.” The non-vote of confidence is not all that surprising in that McCain is fully aware of all the negative things Palin has had to say about the 2008 McCain campaign. He is also sure to remember that Palin tried to steal his moment on election night in 2008 by attempting to give her own concession speech. Nonetheless, if any potential candidate was relying on McCain’s endorsement, it was the Queen of Quit. After all, it was McCain who almost placed her in the position of being merely a heartbeat away from the presidency three years ago. Perhaps then, this is McCain’s way of apologizing to America.
GO PACK, GO !!!
In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s Sarah Palin song parody.
It’s All Over Now song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1xR8PYDqMg
IT’S ALL OVER NOW
(sung to the Rolling Stones version of the song “It’s All Over Now”)
Well, Palin was around way too long
She winked those eyes, went to Hong Kong
But her heart’s now broken, that’s no lie
Tables turn and now it’s her turn to cry
Some crackpots used to love her, but it’s all over now
Some crackpots used to love her, but it’s all over now
Well, she thought that she’d be crowned a queen in D.C. Town
She’d spend book deal money to buy herself some fame
She has no clout, that must be a blow to her pride
Tables turn and now it’s Sarah who cries
Some crackpots used to love her, but it’s all over now
Some crackpots used to love her, but it’s all over now
(musical interlude)
Well, on Meet The Press Sunday morning, did you hear what they said?
“Palin’s political future is all but dead”
Brooks, Dionne and Murphy really smacked Palin down
Now the whole world knows that she is just a clown
Some crackpots used to love her, but it’s all over now
Some crackpots used to love her, but it’s all over now
Some crackpots used to love her, but it’s all over now
The Alternative Universe Known As Fox News
Oh, where to begin? If you are brave enough to ever tune into the Teapublican propaganda network known as Fox News, you will quickly realize that it is like visiting a parallel universe. Sort of a mirror image of the world we live in but where most things like logic, history and facts are diametrically opposite from those in our reality. You know, like when you gaze into the looking glass and notice that your left hand appears to be on the right and your hair is parted on the other side of your head? That is the world of the Fox News host and guests.
As evidence of this alternative reality, let’s take a gander at some of the things that happened in just the last week or so in the world of Fox. There was the absolute meltdown by Bill O’Reilly when milquetoast liberal Alan Colmes refused to sit idle when O’Reilly and co-host Monica Crowley (who, by the way, is Colmes sister-in-law) unequivocally said that members of the far left in this country are anti-American. The context of the discussion was criticism by O’Reilly and Crowley of former ABC News anchor Sam Donaldson when he praised Al Jazeera for continuing to cover the Egyptian uprising. Noting that Egypt had shut down Al Jazeera, Colmes said to O’Reilly and Crowley, “I would think a populist like you would support Al Jazeera and freedom of the press… I would think that as a journalist, you would take the side of Al Jazeera.” O’Reilly countered that his beef with Al Jazeera was its lack of balance, that there was never anyone on to counter its anti-American message. Oh, you can just taste the irony of a Fox host complaining about the imbalance of coverage on a news network. The next time that Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity has a credible Democratic guest on their programs to counter their criticisms of Barack Obama or Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid will be the very first time. The best part of the program was when Colmes asked both O’Reilly and Crowley to specifically name a person on the far left who is anti-American and neither could or was willing to do so. Let’s go to the tape.
So let’s get this straight, O’Reilly and Crowley do not like Al Jazeera because it spreads propaganda and is not “fair and balanced”. Hmmm.
Next up, we have the aforementioned Glenn Beck. We really shouldn’t expect much sense from Beck in that his college education consisted of one course. Not one year or one semester mind you, ONE COURSE. If that were not enough to disqualify him from being considered a qualified news source, consider his multiple marriages and confessed drug and alcohol addiction as an indication of his lack of self control and commitment. This week Beck too chimed in on the Egyptian uprising and boy oh boy did he come up with the conspiracy theory to beat all conspiracy theories. In short, he stated that the long-oppressed Egyptian people are in the streets protesting an autocratic leader because of a plan written in The Coming Insurrection, which is an obscure book that French police believe was written by a member of a small group of anarchists. He then claims that the result of the Egyptian protest will be….Oh, let’s just read it in Beck’s own words…
I believe that I can make a case in the end that there are three powers that you will see really emerge. One, a Muslim caliphate that controls the Mideast and parts of Europe. Two, China, that will control Asia, the southern half of Africa, part of the Middle East, Australia, maybe New Zealand, and God only knows what else. And Russia, which will control all of the old former Soviet Union bloc, plus maybe the Netherlands. I’m not really sure. But their strong arm is coming. That leaves us and South America. What happens to us?
These are nothing other than the crazed rantings of a delusional person. Thus, they are the perfect stuff to broadcast on Fox News. Is it any wonder that Glenn Beck has lost virtually all of his sponsors and at least a third of his audience in the last year?
Shall we move on to Sean Hannity? His take on the certain outcome of the Egyptian uprising is that there cannot be a resultant democracy. In fact he said that the only popular uprising he knows of which has ever resulted in a democracy was in Iraq. Now putting aside for the moment the fact that there was no “popular uprising” in Iraq and that actually the United States invaded Iraq and toppled its government, Hannity is still an imbecile when it comes to historical uprisings. Indeed, it took comedian Stephen Colbert to remind him of the popular uprisings in the Czech Republic, India, France, Poland, East Germany and THE UNITED STATES, all of which resulted in democracies.
Over at Fox News they certainly have a strange crew that has been drinking some strange brew. I bet you Rocketeers can guess where this one is going!
“Strange Brew” song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NholHANoY
STRANGE CREW
(sung to the Cream song “Strange Brew”)
Strange crew
They’ve got there at Fox News
Does that Sean Hannity have a new hairdo?
And will Bill O’Reilly go back on “The View”
No clue
And what will Glenn Beck do?
Strange crew
They’ve got there at Fox News
There’s a long-faced sullen man that’s named Brit Hume
And a blonde-haired guy named Ann Coulter, too
Pee-you
That’s just to name a few
Strange crew
They’ve got there at Fox News
(Misinformation break)
They have a dumb Alaskan known as Sarah P.
And a weekend wimp named Mike Huckabee
Good Lord
Could they be more abhorred?
Strange crew
They’ve got there at Fox News
Strange crew, strange crew
Strange crew, strange crew
Strange crew
They’ve got there at Fox News
