Palin Says Santorum Is A “Knuckle-Dragging Neanderthal” – Priceless!

Palin vs. Santorum

As we have said so many times in the past, there is nothing more entertaining than watching Republicans eat their young. This week we were treated to a battle-royale between former Republican Senator Rick Santorum and former reality television star Sarah Palin. Both are potential G.O.P. candidates for the 2012 Presidential election.

The first punch was thrown by Rick “Man On Dog” Santorum who is primarily known for once comparing homosexuality with having sex with a dog. While being interviewed on television last week, Santorum was asked why Sarah Palin turned down the keynote speaking role at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) for the 4th consecutive year. CPAC is the premier annual conference of national conservatives which takes place every February. Santorum responded, “I don’t know, I have the feeling she has a lot of demands on her time and a lot of them have a financial benefit.” He was then asked if he would have turned it down and he said, “No, but then I don’t live in Alaska.”

There is no doubt that Santorum implied that Palin believes that making money is more important to her than promoting the conservative cause (there is no speaking fee paid by CPAC). Would Palin take the bait? Let’s put it this way, does the earth revolve around the sun?

You guessed it. Palin appeared on “Hannity” on Fox News (where else?) a few nights later and called Santorum a “knuckle-dragging neanderthal”. A picture is worth a thousand words, so let’s go to the tape:

For Sarah palin, the punches from Republicans and establishment conservatives just keep on comin’. Karl Rove, Barbara Bush, Lindsey Graham, Bill Kristol, Newt Gingrich and now Rick Santorum have all jabbed Palin. Who will be next.

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topicalsong parody.

Kung Fu Fighting song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

KUNG FU FIGHTING

(sung to the Carl Douglas song “Kung Fu Fighting”)

Oh – oh – oh – oh…

Sarah Palin was kung fu fighting
Her words were crude and biting
In fact she is a little bit frightening
And she has the worst of timing

One day funky Santorum put Sarah Palin down
He was chopping her up and he was talking her down
His words gave Sarah a start and then she tore Ricky apart
She was shooting from the hip; when she gave Ricky some lip

Rick and Sarah were kung fu fighting
Their words were tear-inciting
We wish they had put them in writing
Boy, they had the worst of timing

She said, “knuckle dragging Rick, you better bite your tongue”
He said “I am the big boss, you best be gone”
She said, “this crib-note on my hand says I’m worth one-hundred grand”
He said, “you missed the CPAC trip, so you could fill your money clip”

Rick and Sarah were kung fu fighting
Their words were crude and biting
We wish they had put them in writing
Boy, they had the worst of timing

Oh – oh – oh – oh…

Rick and Sarah were kung fu fighting
Their words were crude and biting
We wish they had put them in writing
Boy, they had the worst of timing

Oh – oh – oh – oh…
Keep on fighting
Those cats are frightening

Oh – oh – oh – oh…(to fade)

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Posted on February 12, 2011, in Republican, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. He probably thinks she’s a coke snorting dope fiend after that performance. Great work on the lyrics.

  2. Praise Rick Santorum for speaking clear and un restrained truth!!! God, I cannot stand this woman.

    Waylon

  3. Yo Mama!

    “Americans are really turned off by that kind of tit for tat thing, so I will not call him the knuckle-dragging Neanderthal that perhaps others would want to call him — I’ll let his wife call him that instead.”

    How does the talk about Neanderthals go over with the evolution deniers; the ones who don’t notice that Palin is more a vulgar, brass-knuckles lout than a pious church lady?

  4. comments from Huffpo & Vanity Fair

    “Just the fact alone that this woman was a real live actual choice for VP of these United States of America, is the surest sign of our demise….­.

    …..We’ve gone past the tipping point and now are on the slippery ride down to version 2.0 of these United States of Whatever. There is just no way in a real world scenario that she EVER should have made it that close, and is considered still a major player in our political discourse and direction. Look at what has followed her, what she spawned. The Tea Party, Michelle Bachman, Christine O’Donnell, Rand Paul, etc etc.”

    “Perhaps the next post 911 horror to be visited on the beleaguered nation will be the Tea party ruling under the auspices of the….vacuous Sarah Palin.”

    • an ‘opportunist” would accurately describe Mrs. Palin. No substance but hollow rheteric continues to excite an equally hollow headed albeit limited following. In the meantime a small time governor has realized the American dream – she’s rich beyond her dreams. Her crackpot potshots flame the embers to keep her visible as a personality, certainly not worthy of any political office.

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