Has Palin Ever Been This Silent For This Long?

Cat got her tongue?

Oh where, oh where is Sarah Palin?

Come out, come out wherever you are!

We have not heard a word from the former ex-quitting half-term governor of Alaska since she issued her Facebook statement of “sincere condolences” last Saturday following the tragic massacre in Tucson, Arizona. Despite the fact that Palin has come under widespread and intense public scrutiny as the result of her perceived symbolic “call to arms” via her public advertisement which placed a sniper’s rifle-sight image over victim Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ congressional district and mentioned her by name, Palin has uncharacteristically remained silent. Sure, she sent that self-serving private email to her fellow hate-speaker Glenn Beck which he promptly read on the hate-spewing Fox News network. However, “I hate violence. I hate war” is not exactly a coherent retort of any kind. Why is Sarah Palin so tongue tied?

Where are the defensive (and to many, “offensive”) Twitter tweets and Facebook retorts that always immediately materialize after Sarah Palin is criticized? When David Letterman told an offensive joke about her daughter, Palin’s response was instantaneous. When her lie about “death panels” was exposed, Palin quickly doubled down on her mentioning of the fabrication. When Arnold Schwarzenegger needled her about being able to see Russia from his plane, she hastily criticized his governing abilities. And, when a number of literate citizens pointed out that “refudiate” is not a word, she promptly compared herself to William Shakespeare. Any casual viewer of her TLC un-reality television show has noticed that Palin cannot keep her hands off her Blackberry for more than 5 consecutive minutes. So, the 64 thousand dollar question is, where is Sarah Palin’s response when she has been so broadly criticized for having fostered  a toxic environment of hate that may be partially responsible for the attempted assassination of a public official that she “targeted”? Lynnrockets would concur that Sarah Palin’s silence is generally golden, but something is askew.

This is not to say that others have not spoken on behalf of Sarah Palin. Her defenders have appeared in the “lamestream” (as they always used to call it when they ignored it) media and on countless websites and blogs where they have made every attempt to portray Palin as the actual victim of this tragedy. Some have even gone so far as to absurdly suggest that the deadly shooting was carried out by liberals in an attempt to cast blame on Palin and other members of the radical far-right. One Palin-devoted blog, C4P (Conservatives For Palin) has a contributor named Nicole Coulter who told CBS.com this summer, “We would literally walk across hot broken glass for this woman… She’s our family, and you protect your family; it’s like the mafia.” You can say that again!

The closest member of the Palin clan to publicly comment on the Giffords/Palin connection is Rebecca Mansour. She is a Palin staffer who is active in Palin’s SarahPAC political action committee website. Coincidentally (or not), it was the SarahPAC website (as well as Sarah Palin’s Facebook page) which displayed the controversial sniper-sight symbols. Mansour provides much of the narrative material which appears on the SarahPAC site and it has been alleged that she also ghost-writes many of Palin’s Twitter tweets and Facebook posts. As for the Tucson murders, Mansour said on conservative Tammy Bruce’s radio program last weekend that any attempt to connect the tragedy to Sarah Palin is “obscene” and “appalling”. She went on to say,We never ever, ever intended it to be gun sites.” When radio host Bruce then suggested, “It’s surveyor’s symbols”, Mansour agreed. She responded, “We never imagined, it never occurred to us that anybody would consider it violent.” Rather, she said, that it was simply “crosshairs that you would see on a map. There is “nothing irresponsible about our graphic.

OH, PA—LEASE!!!

Is Mansour so naive as to think that nobody noticed Sarah Palin’s “don’t retreat, instead- RELOAD!” exclamation which appeared on both her Facebook page and the SarahPAC website shortly after the gun-sight graphic was posted and linked directly back to the cross-hair laden map? Did Mansour also think that nobody noticed Palin’s admission that the symbols were bullseyes when she tweeted on November 4, 2010 as follows:

SARAH-PALIN-BULLSEYE
Additionally, if there was “nothing irresponsible’ about the graphic, then why was it suddenly scrubbed from the website on the very day of the murders? Perhaps some very real ghosts began haunting Palin and her ghost-writer after the killings.

Again we ask, when will Sarah Palin come out of hiding and say something on her own behalf?

Paging Sarah Palin! Paging Sarah Palin!

SPECIAL NOTE: Today is Lynnrockets’ birthday. I do not mention this because of some narcissistic tendency, but only because the numeric date (1/11/11) is noteworthy and I am generally unlikely to be associated with anything that is noteworthy. Consequently, the drink will flow tonight (or the earth will end or something!).

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s reader-requested song parody which describes Sarah Palin’s ghost-written books.

Ghost Riders In The Sky song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwAPa0qHmLo

GHOST-WRITER IN THE SKY

(sung to the Frankie Laine song  “Ghost Riders In The Sky”)

Yippie I ay, Yippie I oh
The Ghost-Writers in the sky

Alaska’s dope was whining ‘bout Obama one fine day,
Her patience sure was tested by that actress Tina Fey
When all at once a thousand words in her mind’s eye she saw
A sure fire way to spread her lies and keep her fans in awe

Yippie I oh, Yippie I ay
Her words they would buy

So Palin found a buyer and she signed a big book deal
Her brain-power was tiny so her writing lacked appeal
A bolt of fear went through her as poor Sarah realized
Book writing is so friggin’ hard…but she had to spread her lies

Yippie I oh, Yippie I ay
Ghost-Writer she must find

Her face was gaunt, her eyes were blurred, her blouse was soaked with sweat
She needed a ghost-writer now, so she called Lynn Vincent
She recited made-up stories going back to junior high
The tall tales of a big fat liar… written by a paid ally

Yippie I oh, Yippie I ay
The Ghost-Writer on the sly

The critics were not impressed, they said her book was lame
Her fans were not dissuaded, they all bought it just the same
Sarah went on a book-signing tour, took her fans for a ride
She charged them money for her words…and those fools all complied

Yippie I oh, Yippie I ay
(Yippie I oh, Yippie I ay)
The Ghost-Writers in the sky
Yippie I oh, Yippie I ay
Yippie I oh, Yippie I ay
Yippie I oh, Yippie I ay

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Posted on January 11, 2011, in Sarah Palin, SarahPAC, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 28 Comments.

  1. Happy Birthday Lynnrockets! May we have many more years of your glorious creativity.

  2. Happy, Happy Birthday, Lynnrockets!!!

    Excellent post. I’ve been wondering the same thing, and imho, Palin is hiding out because deep down in what’s left of her soul, she knows she has behaved irresponsibly. At least, this is what I’m hoping. Maybe she’s been forced to assess her role in bringing about the massacre that occurred in AZ on Saturday.

  3. Happy Birthday. Today is my birthday day. Am 63 yrs old young. I also have a twin. Great day to be born. By the way I forgot it was my birthday. That is what happens when you get older. But we have about 5 inches of snow here in TN. We never get snow here where I live. I guess that has been on my mind.

  4. War and Peace

    A lost opportunity for the pistol-packing Mama to show her potential as a leader of our great nation, or at least to appear as a concerned and compassionate reality tv celebrity.

    Oddly, McCain also chose to sit this one out, but then he has been making a bit of an ass of himself recently!

  5. Happy Birthday! Enjoy yourself tonight, then hunker down for our next nor’easter! As to Palin, and her cohorts , they doth protest too much. Playing the victim card when there are REAL victims in AZ, she’s her consistently despicable self.

  6. Maybe we should start wearing “Where’s Sarah?” buttons.

    Didn’t people in the Alaskan legislature wear such buttons when “Governor” Palin stayed away from work for so long a stretch that the people began wearing “Where’s Sarah?” buttons?

    P.S. Happy Birthday.

  7. I too think she’s recovering from yet more plastic surgery.

  8. Happy Birthday! Great post! Oh Sarah, where art thou?

  9. Happy Birthday. Great post also, too.

  10. Great post Lynnrockets, there are many of us that notice everything she does. I’ve been so busy and out of the loop I’m counting on you to keep me in tune. Happy birthday, I’m chugging one down right at this moment in “your” honor!

    • Thanks man, you’re the best. Good luck with your new endeavor. I’m looking forward to meeting you some day on either my turf or yours, and having that drink or two! What do you say?

  11. Happy Birthday, Lynn! Always enjoy your post.

    Why should anyone care – WHERE IS SARAH?

    I pray, soon, we never hear, read or say again, the

    name of Sarah Palin.

  12. Happy Birthday, Lynnrockets!
    It’s time to seek answers – and how can we in this atmosphere of blame? I fear that I shall die before answers are forthcoming….

  13. Oh yes where oh where is Mrs. Strong, Mrs. brilliant, Mrs shotgun” What more can we expect of a quitter??? She’s always Johnny on the spot to fight back about everything else but now here again, she has to quit for awhile, whine and do her crybaby scene. Oh yes and Beck who should probably pay a little more attention to his wife is too busy emailing her as he said on one of his shows something about emailing her at 2 in the AM??? We will hear her whine and cry about this for years to come. Oh and wonder how many will get an email from todd for picking on her. She really is beyond disgusting.

  14. This is an awesome, well-written post, thank you & HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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