O’Donnell Chickens Out Of Televised Interviews

Why does Bill Mahar torment me so?

Sarah Palin better watch her back. Christine O’Donnell may just out-crazy the craziest Tea-Bagger we know. In just two short months this Tea-Party endorsed Palin prodigy has showed the nation that she is a true contender in the G.O.P. certifiably insane candidate category.

O’Donnell was initially exposed by the revelation that she believes masturbation is akin to adultery and for her campaign’s thinly veiled accusation that her primary opponent, Mike Castle is gay. Next, it was revealed by TV host Bill Mahar, that the family values Christian admitted on television that she dabbled in witchcraft and had a date on a blood splattered satanic alter. That revelation prompted O’Donnell to abruptly back out of two nationally televised Sunday morning talk shows last week. To add insult to injury, Mahar threatened O’Donnell that he has even more embarrassing tapes which he will slowly air prior to election day unless she agrees to appear on his current program, “Real Time With Bill Mahar”. “It’s like a hostage crisis,” Maher warned O’Donnell on Saturday night. “Every week you don’t come on this show, I’m going to throw a new body out.”

Those embarrassments were followed by Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), a nonpartisan campaign watchdog group’s, filing a damaging criminal complaint against the O’Donnell campaign with the Delaware U.S. Attorney’s Office and the Federal Election Commission. The complaint alleges that more than $20,000 of O’Donnell’s spending in 2009 and 2010 was illegal because O’Donnell was no longer a candidate for any political office. CREW has charged that that O’Donnell routinely used campaign funds to pay for personal expenses such as meals and gas as well as to pay her personal rent and for personal travel expenses.

Well, that is certainly more than most intellectually-challenged, gay-baiting, devil-worshipping, tax-evading, donation-abusing, non-masturbators could handle. Consequently, O’Donnell told Fox News’ Sean Hannity Tuesday night that she’s not going to do any more national media interviews prior to the November election. That is certainly one way of avoiding those embarrassing questions that have surfaced regarding O’Donnell’s lifestyle and actions. Indeed, avoiding the media at all costs is the cowardly yet time proven method of all Tea-Baggers including Sarah Palin and Nevada senatorial hopeful, Sharron Angle. But is it a winning tactic? Not so far. Palin lost her only national election and Angle and O’Donnell have not yet faced a general election. But the most recent Delaware poll reveals that O’Donnell’s challenger enjoys a 16% advantage over the Tea-Bagger. According to a CNN/Time/Opinion Research Corporation poll released Wednesday, 55 percent of likely voters in Delaware say that they are backing Democratic Senate nominee Chris Coons, with 39 percent saying they support GOP nominee Christine O’Donnell. Among the wider pool of registered voters, Coons’ leads O’Donnell by a whopping 25 points. Ouch, that is gonna leave a mark.

Christine O’Donnell also has to worry about those bodies that Bill Mahar will continue to throw out there before election day if she continues to avoid an appearance on his program. What a suspenseful game of chicken is developing before our very eyes. What will happen?

Until we know, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s very topical song parody.

Psycho Killer song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Smge23DCE8

PSYCHO CHICKEN (O’Donnell Version)

(sung to the Talking Heads song “Psycho Killer”)

O’Donnell is a Tea-Bagging hag
What her mouth needs is a silencing gag
She failed to pay those that she hired
From interviews, she’s now retired

Psycho Chicken
Masturbate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
So she…
Run, run, run, run, run, run, runs away
Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
So she…
Run, run, run, run, run, run, runs away

She starts a conversation she can’t even finish it
She’s talkin’ a lot but she’s not sayin’ anything
With Satan she prayed as Bill Mahar revealed
Exposed her once, he’ll do it again

Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Rather,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Psycho Chicken
Masturbate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Now she…
Run, run, run, run, run, run, runs away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!!!

A vampire like Bela
Never will have a fella
She’s as cold as vichyssoise
Now Fox News hopes she just fades…away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She has surely lost her mind
She is the Tea Party kind

Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Rather,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Psycho Chicken
Spreading hate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!!!

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Posted on September 23, 2010, in Christine O'Donnell, Fox News, Republican, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Sharron Angle, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Who doesn’t regret the 80′s?

    O’Donnell appeared on Softball Sean’s half-way home for recovering blunderers to announce she’s done with national TV. When did she start? According to her, the other-unfriendly-media are portraying her as a nutty religious extremist, so that people won’t pay attention to her message.

    Her message is all about the Constitution! What more could you possibly want?

    • I noticed that this song has been featured in a TV commercial of late. Of course, I cannot remember what product was being advertised. I think that is a problem with today’s marketing strategy that has moved away from product-specific jingles (ala “I’d Like To Be An Oscar Meyer Weiner”) in favor of simply inserting a current pop-song onto an advertisement.

      • New I-pod! It’s not even a new song…apart from the fact that the chord progression is “very similar” to Velvet Underground’s “Sweet Jane”.

    • “Softball Sean’s half-way home for recovering blunderers to announce she’s done with national TV. When did she start?” In the regrettable 80s, of course! Can’t wait for Bill Maher to throw out another body (can he make sure St. Ronnie gets thrown out, also, too?). I’m going to a party Friday night, so I’ll have to wait for the inevitable clips on Schadenfreude Saturday.

      Psycho Chicken’s going to get a lot of use, lynnrockets; glad you did this and continue with the blog.

  2. Okay, now that my sides hurt from laughing.
    On a serious note, there’s a lot of policy issue related things O’Donnell should have to answer for. I think voters need to know more about that kind of stuff.

    • True. Her policy positions are as outside the mainstream as her non-masturbatory brand of date-night witchcraft. For instance, she opposes federal funding for stem cell research and opposes abortion even in the case of rape. She is also opposed to funding for AIDS research and believes that evolution is soft science. Finally, and most importantly, she says that her goal is to repeal the recently enacted health care reform law if elected.

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