SarahPAC – We Don’t Need No Education

SarahPAC website homepage

As everybody has probably heard by now, Sarah Palin’s political action committee known as SarahPAC, has raised nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS (he says with an evil voice and while pointing his pinky to the corner of his mouth). The only surprise there is that $ 200,000.00 of that figure has been raised subsequent to Caribou Barbie’s announcement that she has quit elective office as of July 26, 2009. This means either one of two things. SarahPAC contributors are deaf, dumb and blind and therefore are unaware that she has quit representing her constituents. Or, SarahPAC contributors have full control of their physical senses, but they are so undereducated that they do not realize that they are throwing their money away to a private person that has no representative voice in elective politics. Either way, it does not speak well of the contributors.

It might be interesting to examine the text of the homepage of the SarahPAC website. Here it is, in blue text, starting at the top of the page and working downward:

SARAHPAC (with illustration of map of continental United States and map of Alaska superimposed thereon)

Editor’s note: Does the illustration mean something? If so, what? She holds no office in either the continental United States or in the State of Alaska. Also, too, why is Hawaii missing? Do Sarah and her supporters realize that it is a state?

Welcome to SarahPAC

Sarah Palin’s Official PAC

Editor’s note: Does she have “unofficial” PACs?

Dedicated to building America’s future by quitting our jobs, supporting fresh ideas and candidates who share our vision for reform and innovation also, too.

Editor’s note: “Fresh candidates”? Do they mean fresh like Larry Craig and Mark Sanford?

SarahPAC believes America’s best days (and nights also too) are ahead. Our country, founded on conservative principles (like establishing a strong central government, oops, skip that) and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation (oops, we already used that word in the first paragraph), and determination.

SarahPAC believes energy independence is a cornerstone of the economic security and progress (ooh, Sarah likes that word, “progress”) that every American family wants and deserves.

Editor’s note: Then why is Palin against solar power, wind driven electricity and green industry?

SarahPAC believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance (we did not want to use a wimpy French word like “renaissance” but we could not come up with another good word like that in English) that will build a better future for all.

Editor’s note: Didn’t Sarah just announce that she was going to campaign on behalf of Democrats and Independents also too?

Health care (so long as there is no reform to the current system), education (in a limited fashion just like Sarah’s), and reform of government (except with regard to health care like we said just above) are among our four, no two, wait a minute, three, yes three goals. Join us today!

Please note: There are many websites claiming to support Sarah Palin and a shitload that oppose her also, too. SarahPAC.com is the ONLY political action committee authorized by Sarah Palin. So, even if you hate her, you should know this.

News Update: Palin Announces No Second Term Read More.

Editor’s note: When you click on the “Read More” prompt a new window opens which says, “Palin Announces No Second Term.”

Visit The Alaska Fund Trust at www.the alaska fundtrust.com, the official legal defense fund for Governor Sarah Palin and family because Christ only knows how many more times they are going to get themselves sued.

And now, for your listening pleasure, here is the SarahPAC Anthem.

Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Another Brick In The Wall part 2 song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Py5aPLG348

SarahPAC ANTHEM

(sung to the Pink Floyd song “Another Brick In The Wall Part 2”)

We don’t need no education
We don’t need no brains at all
We read our lessons in the bathroom
Teachers leave our kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave our kids alone!
All in all our Sarah’s just a chick from the mall
All in all she’s just another chick from the mall

We don’t need sex education
We don’t have no sex at all
No big orgasms in the bedroom
Levi leave our kids alone
Hey! Levi! Leave our kids alone!
All in all he’s just another prick with two balls
All in all he’s just another prick with two balls

Palin Will Be Twit Or Tweeting

Sarah Palin at SarahPac meeting

After next week the gloves will be off. On july 26, 2009 Sarah Palin’s tenure as Governor of Alaska will mercifully come to a close. She tells her supporters, however, that she will keep in touch via her new BFF, Twitter. In other words, the twit will be tweeting.

Palin discovered the social networking technique while perusing the internets tubes one day. Since then she has tweeted away messages to her supporters at an alarming rate. Of course her messages are as inarticulate as her speech pattern. Consider these gems:

“Critics are spinning, so hang in there as they feed false info on the right decision made as I enter last yr in office to not run again….”

and

“Grateful Todd left fishing grnds to join me this wkend; but now he’s back slaying salmon & working the kids (at) the site; anxious to join ‘em!”

This stuff is priceless. Stay tuned, however, as it is likely to get even better. Palin has recently announced that she will continue to “twit or tweet” with her supporters via her new personal Twitter account. Best of all she states that she is no longer going to be bound by the constraints of political correctness. What’s that you say? Has Palin ever been confined by the constraints of political correctness what with the “pallin’ around with terrorists” speeches and assorted other inane outbursts? Well let’s listen to Sarah explain in her own words, which is always so enlightening and entertaining:

“elected is replaceable;Ak WILL progress! + side benefit=10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site,”

Say no more, dear Sarah. No, really, say no more, please.

Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

The Boys Are Back In Town song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ham6vFy8v2I

THE NOISE IS BACK IN TOWN

(sung to the Thin Lizzy song “The Boys Are Back In Town”)

Guess who just got back today?
That beehived lass that had been away
Hasn’t changed, still too much to say
Oh man, that Palin chick is crazy

People asking if she was around
That really crazy lipsticked hound
She thought she was D.C. bound
Man, that meth high left her hazy

The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
I said
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town

You know that Guv that used to wink a lot?
One time she had a laughable cable TV sports spot
Man, she couldn’t tell a free throw from a slap shot
Ya betcha, idiotic!

And that time over at Wooten’s place
Well Barbie got so pissed that she slapped Michael’s face
Man, the First Dude fell about the place
If Monegan don’t like it, forget him!

The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
I said
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town

Spread the word around
Sarah’s back in town

Let’s spread the word around

Friday night we’ll be dressed to thrill
Down at the Mudflats Bar & Grill
If barracuda looks could kill
Man, Caribou would chew us up and spit out

That jukebox in the corner blasting out Lynnrockets songs
She’ll be out of office, it won’t be long
Won’t be long till she’s long gone
Now that the people are on to her

The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
Spread the word around
The noise is back in town
The noise is back in town
The noise is back, the noise is back

The noise is back in town again
Been hangin’ down at Mudflat’s
(Fading)
The noise is back in town again

Sarah Palin – A Retrospective

Palin giving speech at the 2008 PETA Convention

Sarah Palin announced her exit from Alaska politics only two short weeks ago and already we are waxing nostalgic for her days as leader of the Land of the Midnight Sun. We understand that she plans to audition upon the larger stage of national politics, yet nonetheless we will miss the days of book burnings, witch masses, secessionist political parties, nepotism, bridges to nowhere, Troopergate, baby birthin’s and First Dudes. We can only hope that in the near future she musters the courage to appear on serious television programs such as Meet The Press and Face The Nation. Only then will we once again have the opportunity to piss our pants laughing like in the good old days of Gibson and Couric. And Tina Fey, please remember, “a lonely nation turns her eyes to you.”

Today’s song parody takes a wistful look back to Sarah Palin’s Wasilla days. Please enjoy.

Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Carefree Highway song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbWM2whkVq4

WASILLA HIGHWAY

(sung to the Gordon Lightfoot song “Carefree Highway”)

Pickin’ up the pieces of my sweet Alaskan dream
I wonder how “Joe Sixpack” is tonight
Her name was Sarah, she wore rimless glasses on her face
She was Guv and she was quite uptight
Wasilla Highway, let her slip away on you
Wasilla Highway, she’s seen better days
The Sarah Palin blues from her beehive to her shoes
Wasilla Highway, please take her away
Her away on you.

Turnin’ back the pages to the good Ol’ Palinfest
I wonder if she’ll ever be the same
During interviews she only stumbled and then lied
Now all she has is Levi left to blame
Wasilla Highway, poor old Sarah was so lame
Wasilla Highway, she’s seen better days
The Sarah Palin blues induced by mainstream nightly news
Wasilla Highway, just take her away
Her away on you

Searchin’ through the fragments of a career that once was
I wonder if “Joe the Plumber” is still kind
Was it Ross, Levi, Wooten or Diana Palin’s bust
Or some other secret she wants left behind
Wasilla Highway, did she sneak away on you
Wasilla Highway, she’s seen better days
The mornin’ after blues will she turn to cheap-ass booze?
Wasilla Highway, did she sneak away
Sneak away on you

Did she sneak away on you
Wasilla Highway, she’s got no-one left to blame
Wasilla Highway, left without delay
No more nightly news for the Gov with fancy shoes
Wasilla Highway, let her sneak away
Sneak away on you

The G.O.P(hilanderers)

Let’s take a little break from Sarah Palin and draw some attention to her Republican partners in crime. You know, all those hypocritical “family values” adulterers. The list goes something like this: Ronald Reagan, Newt Gingrich, John McCain, David Vitter, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Rudolph Giuliani, Ted Haggard, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy, Jr., Mark Sanford and John Ensign.

Shall we take a little look-see at what some of the members of this rogues gallery have said about philandering.

Newt Gingrich

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledged he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group.

“The honest answer is yes,” Gingrich, a potential 2008 Republican presidential candidate, said in an interview with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson to be aired Friday, according to a transcript provided to The Associated Press. “There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards. There’s certainly times when I’ve fallen short of God’s standards.”

and

“I think you can write a psychological profile of me that says I found a way to immerse my insecurities in a cause large enough to justify whatever I wanted it to” – Newt, speaking to Gail Sheehy.

How about this doozy from his former mistress:

“We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, ‘I never slept with her.’” – Anne Manning (who was also married at the time.)

David Vitter

After telephone records revealed that he had frequent visits with prostitutes in the DC Madame, Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s employ he said:

“This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible.” “Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling.”

We can understand that his wife may have told him that she forgives him, but how did he receive this message of forgiveness from God? Are we to believe that they are on speaking terms? Even the alleged forgiveness from his wife is questionable in light of a statement from her about adultery which she uttered prior to her knowledge of the Vitter philandering. She was asked by a reporter: If her husband were as unfaithful as Livingston or former President Bill Clinton, would she be as forgiving as Hillary Rodham Clinton? Her response:

“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary.”  “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”

“I think fear is a very good motivating factor in a marriage,” she added. “Don’t put fear down.”

Mark Foley

This is the upstanding Republican that sent the sexual emails to a 16 year old boy that went like this:

Congressman Mark Foley (R-Fla.): “Do I make you a little horny?”
Teen: “A little.”
Foley: “Cool.” –from the transcript of a sexually explicit IM chat Foley had with a 16-year-old male, the revelation of which prompted him to resign (read full transcript; warning: contains explicit language)

Prior to his sexual predilections becoming public, Foley said:

“Anybody even contemplating a sexual offense against a child, understand your life will be ruined.” –Rep. Mark Foley, co-founder of Congressional Missing and Exploited Children’s Caucus

and

“It’s vile. It’s more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction.” –Mark Foley, on Bill Clinton, in 1998 (Source)

And here is our final Republican culprit for today.

John Ensign

This is the Republican that called upon President Clinton to resign as the consequence of an extramarital affair. He said:

“I came to that conclusion recently, and frankly it’s because of what he put his whole Cabinet through and what he has put the country through,” Ensign said Thursday, becoming the first member of the Nevada delegation to call for Clinton to quit. “He has no credibility left.”

Now that Ensign has admitted to an affair however, he refuses to resign and has confirmed that he will seek re-election in 2010. How much credibility does he have left?

We believe that you will find today’s song parody quite fitting. Enjoy.

Remember to click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Walk Like An Egyptian song link: http://www.clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=65143F523EF415C0

WALK WITH AN ERECTION

(sung to the Bangles song “Walk Like An Egyptian”)

All the G.O.P.s in bedrooms
They do the sex dance with their hoes
They’re getting their kicks (oh whey oh)
They think that their wives will never know

There sat Larry Craig with a smile
Hoping to score a tete-a-tete
He set for awhile (oh whey oh)
On the airport Men’s Room toilet

Cleans his pipe with a Handy Wipe play
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk with an erection

Mark Sanford goes missing for days
In South America for a score
He’s got the moves (oh whey oh)
But he’s a fink and his gal’s a whore

John Ensign met his while at work
Along with her son and her husband
He paid them like kings (oh whey oh)
No talking of his erection

All the guys in the G.O.P. say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk with an erection

(musical interlude)

Newt Gingrich left his wife with no tact
In the cancer ward on her back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
He even took her new Cadillac

Mark Vitter pulled out all the stops
His escorts charged him the very tops
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spent his way right into hawk

Then there’s Mark Foley with his men
He says he won’t do it again
But those heinies know (oh whey oh)
He works with a big erection

All the boys in the G.O.P. say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk with an erection
Walk with an erection

Palin Tosses A Mean Word Salad

Say no more. No, really Sarah, please say no more.

Has there ever been a more verbally challenged politician than Alaska’s Sarah Palin? Think about it, haven’t successful politicians historically been able to charm and beguile voters with the help of a well formed phrase? If such is the case, then how did Sarah Palin ever manage to get elected to any public office higher than dog catcher?

Consider some of her actual quotations such as these:

“As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.” –Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska’s proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS’s Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008, and

“All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.” –Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008, and

“They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.” –Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008, and

“If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations then I don’t know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media.” –Sarah Palin, getting First Amendment rights backwards while suggesting that criticism of her is unconstitutional, radio interview with WMAL-AM, Oct. 31, 2008

Palin must abide by that age old trial lawyers creed. To wit, ” If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.”

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzsL99OO8_s

SARAH’S SILLY GRAMMAR

(sung to the The Beatles song “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”)

Palin castigates and she miscommunicates
Speaking words unknown
She repeats and drones in a grating tone
Oh, oh, oh

She needs medicine, we’re in need of Excedrin
When she whines and moans
She knows fewer words than ol’ Fred Flinstone
Oh, oh, oh

She’s not as bright as that Plumber, Joe
And dresses like a whore

Slang!, slang!, Sarah’s silly grammar
That spews from out her head
Slang!, slang!, Sarah’s silly grammar
Her language we all dread

Safety schools back then, Sarah had no acumen
Could not stay employed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
Ee, ee, een

She can’t help but pray for luck each election day
Though she should resign
Working with a mind that is oh, so slow
Oh, oh, oh

She only aggravates and annoys
And gets in ethics binds

Slang!, slang!, Sarah’s silly grammar
That spews from out her head
Slang!, slang!, Sarah’s silly grammar
Her language we all dread

By age forty-one, Palin was a dirty one
Sitting on her throne
Giving state jobs to all her friends from home
Oh, oh, oh

Quacking like a mallard while tossing a word salad
Sarah gives a speech
The words are just out of reach, it’s darn sloppy prose
Oh, oh, oh

And as the words are leaving her lips
She gets much more tongue tied

Slang!, slang!, Sarah’s silly grammar
That spews from out her head
Slang!, slang!, Sarah’s silly grammar
Her language we all dread

Silly grammar gal

Sarah Palin Boob Tube Themes – 26

This is just a Sarah Palin song parody of the 1960′s Saturday morning cartoon, Magilla Gorilla.

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Magilla Gorilla TV theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2iy50bzoc0

WASILLA GORILLA

(sung to the TV theme song “Magilla Gorilla”)

We’ve got a gorilla who failed
Wasilla’s Gorilla has failed
She’s a loser
First Dude is a boozer
Sarah’s now for sale

Now that the Wasilla Gorilla has just been dethroned,
Ms. Wasilla will now request a SarahPac loan

(Spoken):  How much is that gorilla in the window?

Take our advice,
Don’t pay her price,
The Wasilla Gorilla is not very nice
Gorilla, Wasilla Gorilla for sale.

Sarah Palin – Money For Nothing

Just what exactly will former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin do with her new found riches? First, she has between $ 400,000.00 and $ 600,000.00 in the SarahPac political action committee coffers. The biggest surprise there is that her supporters donated approximately $ 200,000.00 to the PAC after she quit the governorship and without stating that she would seek election to another office. Either her supporters know something that we do not, or they like giving their money away to useless quitters.

Another source of new found income for Caribou Barbie is the autobiography that she plans to release next year. Reportedly, she will earn upwards of seven figures for the book. Like the rest of us however, she must not have much faith in that University of Idaho journalism degree, because she has retained a ghostwriter to pen the tome. Probably a good idea when one considers that she is unintelligible when she speaks.

Additionally, it has been rumored that Sarah Barracuda has been offered numerous lucrative media opportunities in either television or radio. Yikes! It must be assumed that the interested television networks are The Comedy Channel and The Cartoon Network. Alternatively, Palin and her family could star in some sort of reality series like The Osbournes. On second thought, been there, done that. Her wacky tenure as governor and as a candidate for Vice President already was a surrealistic television reality show. Thank the Lord that it has not been renewed for a second season.  The radio station will most probably be some sort of foreign language format.

Today’s song parody was inspired by a frequent comment submitter on the wildly popular Alaska based The Mudflats blog. http://www.themudflats.net/ She is known as crystalwolf aka caligirl and she’s a hoot.

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Money For Nothing song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGUasFWVsI

MONEY FOR NOTHING

(sung to the Dire Straits song “Money For Nothing”)

I want my, I want my Fox TV

Now look at that Bozo, that’s the way you do it
Fouling up interviews on the TV
Brain ain’t working, that’s the way she blew it
Money for nothing and her clothes for free

Palin ain’t working, told the voters, “screw it”
While she gobbled up every crumb
Maybe get Todd’s sister a break from the clinker
Baby she’s a grifter, she’s pond scum

She belongs in a secret witch coven
Draped in her gaudy finery
She was exposed much sooner than later
By the pros on M-S-N-B-C

Palin’s a starlet with her beehive and her makeup
Yeah buddy, that’s her own hair
That Sarah Palin shoots wolves from her airplane
She even wants to kill the polar bears

She thinks a guv’nor’s pay ain’t worth nothin’
She can’t write despite her degree
We all know she’s a lousy debater
She’ll live off the SarahPac money

(musical interlude)

She thinks a guv’nor’s pay ain’t worth nothin’
She can’t write despite her degree
We all know she’s a lousy debater
She’ll live off the SarahPac money

She’s a rat. She’s a rat.

Her temperament is strangely bizarre
She gives jobs to her high school chums
Look at that Sarah, she can’t stop winkin’ at the camera
Man, that girl is dumb
She’s a nightmare, that cat. Whining annoys us.
Palin thinks the Congo borders Tennessee
Her brain ain’t workin’, that’s the way she blew it
Gets her money for nothin’, gets her clothes for free

She couldn’t take the pushin’ and shovin’
Another weakling G.O.P.
She’s a pre-marital fornicator
Preaching all about abstinency

Listen here
Her brain ain’t workin’, that’s the way she blew it
Her next employer will be Fox TV
She’ll be tongue tied, she’ll bite her tongue and chew it
Money for nothing just like Hannity
Money for nothing like O’Reilly

Killed a turkey for stuffin’ right on the TV
Huffin’ and puffin’ constantly
Look at that. Look at that.
They’ll pay money for nothing on that Fox TV
(I want my, I want my, I want my Fox TV)
Money for nothing just like Hannity
Sleazy, sleazy

She ain’t working.

Hang Down Your Head, Ms. Palin

It appears that the bloom has truly come off the rose that once was Sarah Palin. Only one week after she realized that her one-half term as Alaska’s Governor was a failure and she gave-up and quit, she must now realize that the rest of the nation has lost faith in her, also too. A CBS News poll released Monday reveals that only 33% of Republicans believe that Caribou Barbie has the ability to serve effectively as President. Let me repeat, only 33% of Republicans believe that she has the ability to serve effectively as President. http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/07/13/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry5156705.shtml Inasmuch as Republicans presently comprise less than 22% of registered voters, Palin’s favorability rating amongst all voters is consequently much less than 33%. It may even be lower than G.W. Bush’s favorability rating upon leaving office. As they say in the Limbo dance song, “how low can you go?”

Despite this drastically low level of national popular support, however, donations to Palin’s political action committee known as SarahPac have increased since she quit elected office. Since that time, her supporters have donated nearly $ 200,000.00. Are these supporters as punchdrunk as she is? Are they blind to the fact that her political experience has now been capped at serving as the mayor of a tiny city, losing a bid to be Vice President and quitting after serving only one-half of one term as Governor of a state with a population of only 680,000. To put this in perspective, the population of metropolitan Boston is 4.5 million. As they say, “a fool and his money are soon parted.”

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Tom Dooley song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoBLGE2cCdU

MS. PALIN

(sung to the Kingston Trio song “Tom Dooley”)

Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Kiss your career bye-bye

Alarm bells should be soundin’
For the First Dude’s wife
There’ll be no vote countin’
Short was her shelf life

Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Kiss your career bye-bye

This time tomorrow
Wonder where she’ll be?
Poll numbers are a fallin’
There’ll be no Presidency

Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Kiss your career bye-bye

Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Kiss your career bye-bye

Words ringin’ hollow
A useless degree
Member of the G.O.P.
That’s Little Miss Mavericky

Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Kiss your career bye-bye

Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Ms. Palin
Kiss your career bye-bye

Kiss your career bye-bye
Kiss your career bye-bye
Kiss your career bye-bye

Palin – It’s The Money, Honey!

Well, isn’t this rich. CNN reports that Sarah Palin’s political action committee, SarahPac has raised over          $ 730,000.00 on her behalf over the last six months. http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

Of that, there is more than $ 450,000.00 on hand with no debts. What will become of this money since Palin resigned from the Governorship of Alaska and has not declared any plans to run for future office? It appears that not only has Palin left the citizens of Alaska high and dry, but she has also duped her contributors out of a lot of cash. Will the money be returned? Will she use it to fund her Tour of the Lower 48 on behalf of other “like minded” candidates? Will she buy more shoes?

She also has a book deal in the works which is reportedly worth seven figures. Maybe Levi Johnston (estranged father of Bristol Palin’s baby) was correct when he stated Monday that Sarah Palin had long pondered leaving political office for the money. Who knew?

Please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along. When the new window opens, please click on the Play Icon Arrow in the upper right hand corner of the new screen.

Rich Girl song link: http://www.last.fm/music/Hall%2B%2526%2BOates/_/Rich+Girl

RICH GIRL

(sung to the Hall & Oates song “Rich Girl”)

You’re a rich girl, up in A-las-ka
And you’re makin’ more money every day
You can rely on the SarahPac money
You can rely on the Sarahpac money
What’s that itch girl? Has it spread too far?
Penicillin won’t make it go away
Pray, Honey that it don’t spread too far
Spread too damn far

And don’t you know, don’t you know
That it’s wrong to preach politics of hate
You’re so far gone, so far gone
Lil’ Miss Caribou you belong in a zoo
Todd should be in there too

‘Cause

You’re a witch girl and you’re no big star
And mascara won’t help you hide your age
You can go on wearing rimless glasses
You can go on wearing rimless glasses
There’s a hitch girl, you’re a has-been now
And the voters are about to turn the page
The pitbull is a pig with lipstick now
Now say “Bow Wow”

Not too bright, a bit insane
It’s so sleazy, to damn others just because they complain
Those little fools and their ethics rules
They just get in your way and impede your payday
They will rue the day, oh…

You’re a bitch girl, and you’ve gone too far
But that defense fund should help to pay your way
You can rely on that SarahPac money
You can rely on that SarahPac money
You’ll be a rich girl with a brand new car
And then you’ll move your family far away
Say money but it won’t get you too far
Say money but it won’t get you too far
Say money but it won’t get you too far
Get you too far

And you say

You can rely on the SarahPac money
You can rely on the SarahPac money
You’re a rich girl, a bitch girl
Oh, you’re a rich bitch girl yeah
Say money but it won’t get you too far
Oh, get ya too far

Sarah Palin Boob Tube Themes – 25

Sarah Palin and family are movin’ on up. Nuff said.

Click on the song link below because this one is truly fun to sing along with.

The Jeffersons theme song link: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9176/jeffrsns.au

MOVIN’ ON UP

(sung to the theme of “The Jeffersons”)

Sarah’s movin’ on up
To a double wide
With Todd, the First Dude and kids by her side
Movin’ on up
To a double wide
With Levi and his mom, gettin’ high.

Grindin’ turkeys on TV
Putin’s raising his head
Hey, there’s Senator Stevens
Bristol, get out of his bed
The Palins are now in the big leagues
The last election was hexed
It’s Sarah and Todd and Bristol and Levi,
Piper is sure to be next.

Sarah’s movin’ on up
To that double wide
It’s a deluxe apartment when they’re high
Movin’ on up
To that double wide
I sure wish they’d go there to just hide.