Sarah Palin Boob Tube Theme Songs – 21 July 2, 2009
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Inasmuch as Sarah Palin fancies herself the outdoorsy type, we thought we might spoof her with the classic 1960’s theme song from television’s Daniel Boone.
Daniel Boone theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ1QUwgn4Pw
SARAH P.
(sung to the theme of “Daniel Boone”)
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a lame guv.
But McCain was even lamer,
so should we really blame her, golly gee
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a dumb guv.
But the First Dude was dumber,
so she summoned “Joe the Plumber” to the scene.
From the beehive do on the top of her head
To the spike of her high heel shoes;
Like a zombie from “Night of the Living Dead”,
She looked so damn confused.
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a slick guv.
In an attempt to win her hicks back;
Her speeches addressed “Joe Sixpack’ all the time.
Drivin’ witches out with prayer!
A one-time Wasilla mayor, was she!
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a big guv.
But the legislature’s bigger;
With a lot more vim and vigor than she.
Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a gun guv.
She loved aerial shootin’;
And would love to blast Mike Wooten form a tree!
She said, “Thanks But No Thanks” and “Drill Baby Drill”
But beyond that had nothin’ to say;
During interviews, she just should have sat still,
Was upstaged by Tina Fey
Sarah P. was a guv.
Was a fine guv.
But Murkowski is finer;
And not nearly such a whiner is she!
If it were only a matter of a few brain-dead zombies.
How true.