Daily Archives: June 26, 2009

Sarah Palin Boob Tube Theme Songs – 18

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Here is another 1970’s sitcom theme song parody. The theme is from Good Times and the song is “Dy-No-Mite!”

Good Times theme song link:  http://www.televisiontunes.com/Good_Times.html

GUV TIMES

(sung to the TV theme song “Good Times”)

Guv times
Livin’ off per diem payments
Guv Times
Joe Sixpack is her best friend
Guv Times
Spoutin’ off interview blunders

Keepin’ them hassled, keepin’ them hustled
Unwed teen pregnant daughter
Joe the Plumber is a fan

SarahPac fund pay-offs
Guv Times
Turkey headed rip offs
Guv Times
Hatchin’ and conniving
Guv Times
Spittin’ out a WOW line
Ain’t she lucky she got ‘em

Guv Times

Palin Goes to Kosovo

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The Crazy Talk Express has just left the station for another trip out of Alaska. Seems that Sarah Palin has had her fill of getting into arguments with comedians (David Letterman) and bloggers (Alaska’s Celtic Diva). Consequently, she has decided to try to enhance both her foreign travel experience and her military-tough image by flying off to Kosovo to visit Alaska National Guard troops that are stationed there.

This of course leads us right into a song parody. Come on now, you can guess this one right?

Please click the song link below to have more fun singing along.

Kokomo song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VolRRTEQ2F8

KOSOVO

(sung to the Beach Boys song “Kokomo”)

Wasilla, Alaska oooo  off to Nebraska
New York and Canada and she can see Russia
Germany, Mexico, places Sarah did go

From Albania east
There’s a place called Kosovo
That’s where Palin did go to get away from it all

Her jet plane did land
At an airbase in that foreign land
She’s the traveling Guv
We’ll be thinking of but we can’t stand
A clown in Kosovo

Wasilla, Alaska oooo  off to Nebraska
New York and Canada and she can see Russia
Germany, Mexico, places Sarah did go

Ooo we wanna make her stay in Kosovo
She’ll be their ass
And she’ll dress like a ‘ho
Way off in Kosovo
Way off in Kosovo

First Dude’s a geek, that snowsuit is tres chic

Sarah’s overseas
And she’s learning geography
By and by she will try a little foreign policy

Shooting wolves in flight
Beehive is pulled too tight
The way that she blinks her eyes
Should creep out the National Guard guys
Way off in Kosovo

Wasilla, Alaska oooo  off to Nebraska
New York and Canada and she can see Russia
Germany, Mexico, places Sarah did go

Ooo we wish she’d settle down in Kosovo
Please get there fast
And please take Plumber Joe
That’s where we wish they’d go
Way off to Kosovo

Preen and primp, Bristol could land a pimp

(musical interlude)

She could make new foes
Most every day in Kosovo
Spending per diem dough
But she would sure miss the mall
Way off in Kosovo

Wasilla, Alaska oooo  off to Nebraska
New York and Canada and she can see Russia
Germany, Mexico, places Sarah did go

Ooo we wish she’d settle down in Kosovo
Please get there fast
And please take Plumber Joe
That’s where we wish they’d go
Way off to Kosovo

Wasilla, Alaska oooo  off to Nebraska
New York and Canada and she can see Russia
(fading)

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