Daily Archives: June 9, 2009

Sarah Palin Boob Tube Theme Songs – 13

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We just cannot get enough of Little Miss Sunshine, so here is a song parody of the theme to the 1970′s sitcom, Three’s Company.

Remember to click on the song link below so as to make singing along a lot more fun.

Three’s Company theme song link: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Threes_Company.html

Sleaze Company

(sung to the theme of “Three’s Company”)

She’s all for drilling offshore….
Owns Hassleback from “The View”….
Calls herself “Mama Bear” what’s with that hair?
Darn “Mavericky” too.

She’s Alaska’s guv’nor….
A quite simple world view….
A hillbilly chick, a “Pitbull with Lipstick”,
A baby mystery too.

She’s not as bright as a candle and mishandles all
interviews….
Folks know she hasn’t a clue,
She’ll see in 2-0-1-2!!!!

Republicans? What Republicans?

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Republican Crybaby

Now that Democrats have seized control of the White House, Senate and House of Representatives, and since Republicans can now only claim 21% of registered voters, it appears that the United States has evolved into a “Blue Bayou” (Yes, Republicans, we said “evolve”). Things look even bleaker for the G.O.P. when, by their own admission, they must recruit many more females and Hispanics, yet they have chosen to brand the first female Hispanic Supreme Court nominee as a racist. Ouch!

The Republican voice has truly become a lonely cry in the wilderness. The party infighting certainly does not help matters. At this point there are two distinct groups which claim ownership of the Grand Ole Party. One of them is what is left of the conservative Christian right wing base. This faction insists that the party must continue to cling to old-school policies which advance the free market with little to no governmental regulation and at the same time must hold strong on social issues such as freedom of choice and same sex marriage. The other faction believes that the party must move more to the center in order to stem the flow of fleeing members. This disagreement as to direction has caused a large schism in what is left of the party. Furthermore, the party’s group of potential nominees for President in 2012 is weak at best.

All good news for the Democratic Party.

Be sure to click on the song link below because it makes it a lot more fun to sing along.

I Get A Kick Out Of You song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtwO2tKZmwQ

I GET A KICK THAT WE’RE BLUE

(sung to the Frank Sinatra song “I Get A Kick Out Of You”)

My state, thank God is not red, it is blue
We’re truly progressive, liberal yes it’s true
The only exception I know is the case
A few reps from the G.O.P., boy the Statehouse must be so lonely
Re-pub-licans now clearly see
They have been outpaced

I don’t care much for McCain
Giuliani doesn’t appeal to me
Jindal is without a damn clue
And Sarah Palin, “also, too”

Collins and Snowe they’re from Maine
It would be rich if they both made the switch
“Vacation-land” would be totally blue
Republicans would be so few

I get a kick every time the Grand Ole Party implodes before me
I get a kick cuz it’s clear to see, they obviously simply bore me

I don’t care much for McCain
Mike Huckabee doesn’t do much for me
Mitt Romney commands the flip-flopping crew
So I get a kick
Oh, it gives me a boot
I get a kick that we’re blue

Reader Request (Gramiam)

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Loyal reader, Gramiam requested a Palin song parody of Livin’ La Vida Loca. We hope this fills the bill…

Please remember to click on the song link below because it is more fun to sing along.

Livin’ La Vida Loca song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmwzEhwScug

LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCO

(sung to the Ricky Martin song “Livin’ La Vida Loca”)

She’s into superstitions, witch mass and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition Sarah wants to break some balls
She’s into impregnations, no “safe sex” for the far right
She needs an intervention most every day and night

She’ll take you wolf hunting while you are shooting from a plane
She’ll try to live her crazy life as it goes right down the drain
Like she did to John McCain

Upside, inside out she’s livin’ la vida loco
She’ll wink and blink you down, livin’ la vida loco
Her lips are devil red and her hair’s the color cocoa
She will wear you out livin’ la vida loco. Come on!
Livin’ la vida loco. Come on!
She’s livin’ la vida loco

Woke up in New York City in a funky chic hotel
She got her start with SarahPAC money
Her mantra still is  “Drill Baby Drill”
Had a pregnant teen daughter, condemns safe-sex just the same
If you’re related to her, you’ll want to change your name
Yeah, she has gone quite insane

Upside, inside out she’s livin’ la vida loco
She’ll wink and blink you down, livin’ la vida loco
Her lips are devil red and her hair’s the color cocoa
She will wear you out livin’ la vida loco. Come on!
Livin’ la vida loco. Come on!
She’s livin’ la vida loco

She’ll take you wolf hunting while you are shooting from a plane
She’ll try to live her crazy life as it goes right down the drain
Like she did to John McCain

Upside, inside out she’s livin’ la vida loco
She’ll wink and blink you down, livin’ la vida loco
Her lips are devil red and her hair’s the color cocoa
She will wear you out livin’ la vida loco. Come on!
Livin’ la vida loco. Come on!
She’s livin’ la vida loco

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