Sarah Palin Boob Tube Themes – 6

This photo reminded me of the old 1960′s Patty Duke Show so, here comes the parody…

Patty Duke Show theme link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTqKcojrVY

THE SARAH PUKE SHOW

(sung to the theme of “The Patty Duke Show”)

Meet Barbie, who lives in Sarah’s head
At least she’s not in Levi’s bed
But Sarah’s only seen Russia
And once or twice an oil gusher–
Neither one’s well read!

She’s got dozens
Multiple per-son-al-it-ies
One is a lipsticked pitbull
One is a winking tease

Barracuda once sold the Guv’nor’s jet
With Putin she wants a tete-a-tete
Pontius Palin was in a witch mass,
An ev-an-gel-i-cal jack-ass–
Whet a wild duet!

She’s got dozens
Multiple per-son-al-i-ties
They wink, they blink, like Colonel Klink
At times they even dress in mink—

She has lost her mind
Because Sarah is twelve of a kind!