Daily Archives: May 21, 2009
Question To Readers About Song Links
Could you folks please help us out by participating in the poll below?
We want to make it as easy as possible for readers to sing along with posted song parodies. That is the reason that we have posted a link to the original song whenever a song parody is posted. Our hope is that if a reader is not familiar with the original song that the parody is based upon, or if the reader is familiar with the song but presently cannot quite remember how the tune goes, he/she can select the link and hear the original song which will appear in a new window. Our question is, would you prefer that the original song link be played with the original lyrics, or would you rather it be played as an instrumental version?
Here is an example of both versions to accompany The Palins as sung to The Flintstones TV theme song.
The Flintstones (with lyrics) link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hByFDVwiQq8&feature=related
The Flintstones (instrumental) link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrv9aXOCnA
THE PALINS
(sung to the theme of “The Flintstones”)
Palins. Meet the Palins.
They’re a modern backwoods family.
They’re just like the Clampetts,
From a town as small as Mayberry.
Let’s fly with the Johnstons down the street,
Through the courtesy of Oxy-C.
When you’re with the Palins
You’ll have a drunkin’ driving good time
Live off the state dime
And they’ll be no school time.
Please vote in the poll or comment below.
-Lynnrockets
Sarah Palin Boob Tube Themes – 6

This photo reminded me of the old 1960′s Patty Duke Show so, here comes the parody…
Patty Duke Show theme link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTqKcojrVY
THE SARAH PUKE SHOW
(sung to the theme of “The Patty Duke Show”)
Meet Barbie, who lives in Sarah’s head
At least she’s not in Levi’s bed
But Sarah’s only seen Russia
And once or twice an oil gusher–
Neither one’s well read!
She’s got dozens
Multiple per-son-al-it-ies
One is a lipsticked pitbull
One is a winking tease
Barracuda once sold the Guv’nor’s jet
With Putin she wants a tete-a-tete
Pontius Palin was in a witch mass,
An ev-an-gel-i-cal jack-ass–
Whet a wild duet!
She’s got dozens
Multiple per-son-al-i-ties
They wink, they blink, like Colonel Klink
At times they even dress in mink—
She has lost her mind
Because Sarah is twelve of a kind!
Inspired by BigPete

This one is for you, BP.
Black Magic Woman link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymh1o09vRWE
BACKASSWARD WOMAN
(sung to the Santana song “Black Magic Woman”)
She’s a black magic woman
She’s a black magic woman
Todd’s got a backassward woman
Got us so blind we can’t see
Sarah’s a black magic woman
And she scares the bejesus out of me
Don’t turn your back on this lady
Don’t turn your back on this lady
Yes, she looks like Rosemary’s Baby
Wants Alaska to secede
Don’t turn your back on this lady
Unless you are with the A.I.P.
A witch mass going Palin
A witch mass going Palin
Yes, she’s a bitchy Sarah Palin
Repeating, “Drill Baby Drill”
She likes sacrificial nailin’
But no birth control pill
Trig Palin Cheers For Todd At Iron Dog Race

Your Mother Should Know link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdimt1UH2EQ&feature=PlayList&p=6CD381A5D195B8DA&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=20
OUR SARAH SHOULD KNOW
(sung to the Beatles song “Your Mother Should Know”)
Let’s all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before Sarah Palin was born
Though we all wish that she’d just up and go
She really does blow (she really does)
She really does blow
Sing it again
Let’s all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before Sarah Palin was born
Though we all wish that she’d just up and go
She really does blow (she really does)
She really does blow
Give her a wink and pass her the bong
That Todd’s sister fired-up real early this morn
Sarah Palin should learn to “Just Say No”
Our Sarah should know (our Sarah should)
Our Sarah should know
Our Sarah should know (our Sarah should)
Our Sarah should know
Sing it again
Da da dada da da da dada dada dada da da
Da dada da da
Though we all wish that she’d just up and go
She really does blow (she really does)
She really does blow
She really does blow (she really does)
She really does blow
She really does blow (she really does)
She really does blow
Ye-ah
