Let’s do The “Rush Limbo” – How Low Can You Go?

Rush Limbaugh Racist Quote Of The Day:  (to an African American female caller)

“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back“

Today we have a new target. One that is very large and nearly impossible to miss. So, let’s take aim at comedian Rush Limbaugh and deliver a few not so well intentioned slings and arrows.

Mr. Limbaugh, as you may know, is the radio personality that flunked out of Southeast Missouri State University after only two semesters and one summer session. To date, he has no college degree. As we all know, however, a lack of education has never been an impediment to advancement within right wing conservative circles. Limbaugh’s educational pedigree measures up well with those of Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber (we have not yet been able to determine the educational background of Joe Sixpack).

He also likes to ruminate on morality and family values. And if anyone knows a lot about families through sheer personal experience, it’s Limbaugh. He has been married three times. As for morality, he used to enjoy spouting off about the necessity of drug offenders receiving stiff jail sentences. That all changed, however, in 2006 when he surrendered to Palm Beach County (Florida) officials on charges of doctor shopping as the result of his own drug addiction to oxycodone and hydrocodone. He did everything within his power to avoid just such a sentence. Speaking of stiff sentences, let’s not forget that in June of 2006 he was detained by drug enforcement officials at Palm Beach International Airport when he attempted to bring a bottle of Viagra (the prescription was in somebody else’s name, by the way) into the country.

Along the way, Limbaugh has engaged in many on-air feuds with the likes of Al Franken, Michael J. Fox, Keith Olbermann and more recently, Republican National Committee Chairman, Michael Steele. On Wednesday, May 13, 2009, however he gained a new critic on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.” This time it was John McCain’s 97 year old mother, Roberta McCain. Of Limbaugh, she said, “I don’t know what the man means, I don’t know what the man’s talking about.” The combative nonagenarian went on to say, “I don’t know what he is, but he does not represent the Republican Party that I belong to.”

Just wondering? Will Limbaugh respond to Mrs. McCain in the same undignified way that he treated Fox?

In any event, here’s a little dittie about El Rushbo…

Flintstones link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hByFDVwiQq8&feature=related

LIMBAUGH

(sung to the theme of “The Flintstones”)

Rushbo. Meet Rush Limbaugh
Right-wing radio’s major deity.
With no education
He shills daily for the G.O.P.

He’s had three wives in his history,
And a big mojo for Oxy-C.

When you hear Rush Limbaugh
You’ll wish that he would broadcast in mime,
Enjoy some jail time,
He’s a radio crime.